smis-happens:

lord-souls:

this was a coded transmission concealing information about the positions of american nuclear submarines

Just for kicks – Low Level Threat

9 E-6 – Latitude of -9, Longitude of 6 (Just off the coast of Angola)

Jeebee Weebees – Too damaged to dive

Fresh as fuck – Less than 5 minutes have passed since the incident

Smoking doinks all day – Fire on board, a slow burn

Gempat – Our position not found

Stinki Brinki – Suspected boarding of Russian Spies

Skunk Skunk – Plumbing’s been tampered with

Fuck 12 – 1200 hours