fortooate:

world-of-cats:

Source

Do you realise how much butters loves you!!??!

Butters was acting much nicer than our Feist a while back. She didn’t want anyone else touching her hard-hunted satay 😾

Guardian fox statues often carry scrolls, balls, or rice in their mouth. This one at Kyoto’s Fushimi Inari shrine has a key which is rather uncommon.

I probably get even more disturbed at some of the shit people get up to, as someone who did grow up around guns-as-tools.

When you seem to have gotten much better safety training drilled in by the time you were 10 than too many actual adults who want to carry on a regular basis, there’s something bad wrong. Maybe at least some of them do know better and are “just” ignoring very basic safety precautions, but that really doesn’t make me feel any better about going near them.

michaelnordeman:

Blue tit/blåmes.

Walmart shopper shoots self in groin

mostlysignssomeportents:

Blue light special in his pants.

https://boingboing.net/2018/11/30/walmart-shopper-shoots-self-in.html

Tip: If you absolutely cannot go about your business without packing, please invest in a suitable holster. DO NOT walk around with a pistol jammed into your waistband, no matter what movies might suggest. Your own groin might thank you later, besides possibly other people in your vicinity 😵

poetic-poppy:

The Etymology of the S-Word

vintageeveryday:

Artist transformed Victorian portraits into amazingly hilarious superheroes trading cards.

edgeprole:

cardozzza:

transcendisolation:

happy pride

This is the gay agenda jsyk

this is what radical gay liberation really looks like

positivitywithcoral:

shoutout to people with ADHD who are dismissed as “stupid” or “slow” or “ditzy”.

shoutout to people with ADHD who don’t have a special talent or gift.

there is more than one way to be smart. you don’t have to be super gifted in certain areas to be smart. you can be smart in so many ways.

and most importantly, you don’t have to be smart to be worthy. being smart is not everything. and you are valid as heck, regardless of your intelligence.

wodneswynn:

eorzeanangel:

thewugtest:

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

Goddammit now I want to meet a wolf

>A wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth

Well, suddenly the Volsungasaga makes a whole hell of a lot more sense