For the record? As a self-employed small business owner with a preexisting condition, my pre-ACA health insurace suuuuuuuuucked. My current plan actually provides substantially better coverage than the old one and costs half as much. I only wish I’d done it sooner– getting on the exchange was, tbh, entirely a spite-motivated action on my part, and probably the sole positive impact of 45′s presidency on my life.
Please boost. ACA/Obamacare sign-up for next year ends December 15.
You ever fuck up so bad you overthrow a Chinese emperor?
Oh it’s worse. He wasn’t just a sheriff, he was a conscription officer. He was leading 900 men who he had press-ganged into military service. They hadn’t escaped, he was just a day late in delivering them. The punishment for being late was death!
So like he had been around the countryside basically kidnapping farmers and craftsmen and the like, to force them to fight for the emperor! Then, when he realized he wasn’t gonna make deadline, he was just like “Whelp. You guys can go home, or we can make sure this doesn’t happen to anyone else.” And most of them decided to stick with the guy who had just kidnapped them, because fuck the emperor.
I wonder what the emperor thought would happen? Like he’s having dudes kidnap people and train them to fight, then if the kidnapper is LATE, he’s supposed to just show up for his death anyway? There’s honor, and then there’s stupid. This guy was not stupid.
Rodrigo Menendez was selling bananas at the market, and one day one of his customers was bitten by a viper that got out of the fruits. He thanks Saint Francis of Assisi for this snake turned out to be non-venomous because the health control was going to throw him in jail.
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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