ithankthevirgin:

A horde of squirrels invaded the people’s houses. They were eating all the food, but the worst part was that they were smashing and dropping everything around. But thanks to our prayers to Saint Francis, a new restaurant with delicious food was opened in our town. So the squeamish squirrels lost their interest in our houses and went to destroy the restaurant.

typhlonectes:

Fish with no scales, thin gelatinous skin, and a bulbous head? That’s the deep sea for you!

Snailfish (Family Liparidae) have long, tadpole-like bodies with large
heads and small eyes. They live throughout the world’s oceans from the
Arctic to the Antarctic and from the shallow intertidal zone to many
thousands of meters in the deep sea. They eat small benthic crustaceans,
molluscs, polychaete worms, and other small invertebrates.

This
snailfish, Careproctus longifilis, was photographed using ROV Tiburon
3,300 meters (>10,800 feet) deep in the Monterey Canyon. ⠀

via:
Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute (MBARI)