What happens when a sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff? Ba Dum Tss
Tag: bad jokes
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
“Hey, do you own any cats?”
“yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”
Two robots walk into a bar. The third one had a better steering program.
hey do you guys wanna hear a joke my dad told me today that almost made me drive off the road
what does winnie the pooh have in common with attila the hun?
same middle name
The Monroeville Breeze, Indiana, December 20, 1934
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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