Esther McVey, Secretary of State for work and pensions has just resigned.
Looks like these are being timed hourly to build momentum. It could be to leverage a leadership challenge.
Currency has taken a bit of a tumble.
Some random Brexit Minister has resigned. (This is *a* Brexit Minister, Dominic Raab has already resigned as Brexit Secretary)
Ranil Jayawardena, someone who *absolutely everyone* knew existed, as just turned over a serious resignation that will shake this government to the very core.
Or not.
What I find inherently funny is that these idiots (And they are indeed idiots) thought that the UK would come out on top of any Brexit deal. Brexit was and is a stupid fucking idea pushed by extremists and built on lies perpetuated by Russia. They have been presented irrefutable evidence of this, and still push an agenda that less than forty percent of the adult voting eligible citizens voted upon, and that what the majority of those people have changed their minds on because they’ve learned they’ve been lied to. No matter what happens, if they keep pursuing a Brexit deal, people can and will die because of it. Companies are fleeing the UK at an ever accelerating rate because of it, which is the exact opposite of what the Brexiters said would happen, they knew this was a lie even back then. People *are* going to riot because of Brexit if it goes through, and people *will* die because of it.
Rightwing pressure group the TaxPayers’ Alliance has admitted it illegally fired and vilified whistleblower Shahmir Sanni.
Sanni became the target of vitriol after he revealed the massive overspending by Vote Leave during the 2016 Brexit campaign. At the time, he was described as a ‘Walter Mitty fantasist’ by Matthew Elliot, head of Vote Leave, to the BBC. He was also targeted by Downing Street, who released a statement outing Sanni as gay. The whistleblower was then fired from running TaxPayers’ Alliance’s social media.
However, according to The Guardian, the alliance have now conceded they acted illegally. This makes them liable to pay substantial damages.
You want the EU to declare the four areas of the UK – that are leaving the EU – a free trade area. Within the EU. To help sort out and simplify the process of leaving the EU.
Scottish YES TORIES on Twitter posted The Guardian article on this. You are doing something extremely wrong when the Tories post the Guardian articles…
I’ve had my doubts about that account being Scottish tories who support Yes…it *may* be a windup.
This could be something massive or it could be fuck all.
A resignation would be fucking hilarious.
It’s been delayed because the Tories can’t find a virgin to sacrifice for good luck before the statement.
If it’s an election I’ll laugh so hard shit will come out my nose.
The entire cabinet commits seppuku live on TV.
Theresa May starts by saying ‘negotiations are toughest in final strait’.
Negotiations haven’t really progressed at all. By time we’re in the ‘final strait’ but not in progress.
She goes all out on anti-EU immigration. Full-hard Tory Brexit.
“No deal is better than a bad deal.”
Here we go.
May rules out Northern Ireland being in the customs union.
“Throughout this process I’ve treated the EU with nothing but respect.”
Have you fuck!?
“We must continue to prepare ourselves for a no deal.”
Oh…great. I love the thought of stockpiling food and medicine.
She finishes her speech with, “We stand ready.”
You’ve not been ‘ready’ for any of these negotiations.
That speech was filled with so much hyperbole it might as well of been one of Daenerys’ boring as fuck rallying speeches as she gets her dragons killed.
Utterly robotic, completely shambolic.
I feel like the media watched a completely different speech that the one we watched.
“I agree with Alan.” said Terry Arsehole, Gammon King of All The Gammons, when Pointless Letters reached out for comment. “Just the other day my June was in Morrisons and bought some French apples. As a result of this shameless treachery I’m now crowdfunding to build a wicker man to throw her in. Harsh, maybe, but that’s democracy for you.”
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