i got terminated yesterday and here is why

stonerdy:

cornfarmers:

yeah i don’t know if anyone tried to go to any of my blogs yesterday but tumblr terminated my account. obviously they restored it for me, which i am grateful for, and the team was polite.

do you want to know why i was terminated?

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this post. this post wherein a bot added a malicious or suspicious link and OP made a joke back at said bot.

posts like this are really funny and clearly are not meant to spread the malicious link. however, tumblr’s automatic flagging system doesn’t seem to know the difference.

so for the safety of your account, please refrain from making or reblogging posts that bots have added links to, even if it’s a joke on said bot, bc you’ll probably get terminated on accident.

So they can delete people reblogging bots, but not the bots themselves.

I sure love this functional website.

terrible-tentacle-theatre:

lassukmibolelunk:

terrible-tentacle-theatre:

Speaking of isopods: you probably all know about the giant isopod (Bathynomus giganteus). Yknow, the one that looks like this:

Well today I learned about another giant isopod species, the Antarctic giant isopod (Glyptonotus antarcticus). And it fucked me up.

LOOK AT THIS THING

What is up with those gigantic fucking legs?!

No way this is real. This is not real. This is a meme animal. Its legs are the size of its entire body this isn’t right

STEPPIN ON THE BEACH DO DO DO DOOOOO

On my way to steal your stuff, NYEH NYEH NYEH

Oh my fucking god this is wonderful

cellarspider:

mmmskulljuice:

This is apparently some sort of Chilean harvestman and it’s an incredible little monster with mighty bladed thighs and a xenomorph crest??

Pachyloidellus goliath! Its back legs are probably spiky to deter predators rather than attack. Its actual mouthparts (the little nubbins on the other end) are too small and weak to break skin. Its diet doesn’t get more ambitious than small insects and worms.