have you heard of the pitcher that uses shrew shit for food

jumpingjacktrash:

botanyshitposts:

ah, nepenthes lowii……my old shit-eating friend…..

the mechanism- for those new to Shit Eater Mcgee over here- works like this: the pitcher top has a sweet nectar that the tree shrew native to it’s habitat loves. the shrew sits on the top of the pitcher and eats the nectar, which conveniently, though the wonders of evolution, places the shrew’s asshole directly above the neck of the pitcher. under the neck of the pitcher is digestive fluid. the shrew then poops and so is the way of life and the wonders of biology

you have no idea how much this plant is ridiculed by the scientific community. at the carnivorous plant convention i was at a couple weeks ago whenever even an IMAGE of this plant would come up on a slide it would be met with a round of laughter. nobody can take this plant seriously. 

i actually got to see it in person at the same convention, which was pretty cool, and they’re actually smaller than u would expect?? they’re notorious for taking a long time to grow their first full-sized pitchers, which makes sense when you hold one in your hands for the first time and realize that these pitchers are woody. like, i was expecting a flexible leaf kind of feel like most of the other species have, but apparently to support the sheer weight of a shitting shrew on u you gotta have like, support and stuff in there. it deadass feels like light, strong, hallow wood, while looking like a flexible leaf. 

its a fucking ridiculous plant but at the same time….my bitch made it through millions of years of evolution like that. like do u see that image? that image of a shrew taking a dump into a pitcher plant? that pitcher plant has it made

the toilet plant laughs at your derision, humanity, it has fertilizer on delivery order and it just does not care

glumshoe:

miakushka:

glumshoe:

Ridiculous growth comparison between the generic Venus flytrap I rescued from Lowe’s (Fido) versus the fancy B-52 flytrap I got from a professional breeder (The Gorn).

Good boy, Fido!

I have so many questions! Mostly about what you feed them? Can you feed them meat? Is it normal for their stalk (head?) to die when they eat?

I’m no expert. I just got them this spring. It’s been warm and sunny enough where I live that I have been able to keep them outside, keeping them hydrated by placing them in a plastic tub and filling it with distilled and/or rainwater. They feed themselves on wild insects. You can’t feed them meat, but if you manage to keep them indoors in bright enough light, you can feed them crickets or something. I’m not sure about the blackening mouths – sometimes they die after digesting an insect, sometimes they eat it and start gobbling again. I trim off the ones that blacken more than a little.

systlin:

spindercatscher:

ohhimarx:

Facts about my carnivorous nepenthes:

-he is old enough to go to preschool

-he is taller than I am when his vines are stretched out

-he periodically spills plant digestive fluid on me that burns until I wash it off

-he can’t stay near other plants for more than a day or two lest he try to strangle them to death

-he was solely responsible for the murder of a previous impatiens plant but he still denies it

-I once forgot him outside during an actual hurricane and he was fine

-the place I bought him from as a tiny baby monster cutting mysteriously closed down suddenly and is now a popular urban exploration site

-his name is Pitch because he’s a pitcher plant and is also satan

We had one of these at the cursed beige house. She was in a hanging pot. Her name was Marceline.

I love him.

/r/savagegarden? Is it too cheeky to ask for a few more anecdotes?

officialprydonchapter:

zooophagous:

botanyshitposts:

here’s the post i was talking about in the tags of the other post

but out of all of them i’ve seen, this post talking about an american pitcher plant with a mutation is probably my fave. i contacted op over dm after seeing it and they say that the plant lives a happy life in the ground in a perfectly reasonable climate, but always sends up 2-3 of these when it comes back up each year (for comparison, here’s another post showing what these pitcher plants usually look like): 

common topics in this subreddit include:

-’my carnivorous plant is cute!!!!!!!!!!’

-’my carnivorous plant is flowering!!!!!!!’

-’my carnivorous plant ate something weird!!!!!!!!!’

-’my carnviorous plant has something weird about to fall into it!!!!!!!!!!’

-canriovous plant-mediated bug carnage

-new cultivars and stuff 

-a few people selling/trading

-new carnivorous plant news and research

-new discoveries, whenever they happen

-people asking questions about carnivorous plant care and more experienced people answering 

-people posting their CRAZY beautiful carnivorous plant setups like HOW: 

those are just a few posts i grabbed from the ‘top rated posts’ tab/had saved already but let me tell you the top posts are worth looking through

here’s the link to the general subreddit

they also have a dedicated carnivorous plant discord organized by plant family lmao, here’s the invite, im bolding this because i get a lot of questions about where my occasional plant-related discord screenshots come from and i actually don’t have a dedicated server of my own for that (yet) but i am in this one so

Im so tickled by this

Cerulean Revolution strategy room?

botanyshitposts:

botanyshitposts:

aphid-kirby:

Me in my house welcoming you with excitement

1.mood

2.fun fact this bat isnt being eaten; like, its roosting there for the night. this is Nepenthes hemsleyana, a pitcher plant species in a mutualistic relationship with the local tiny bat friends Kerivoula hardwickii (Hardwicke’s woolly bat)!! it works like this:

– the pitchers are shaped to make a special distinctive reflection of the bat’s echolocation. so like, the bats can hear where the pitchers are and go to them for roosting. 

-the bats enter the pitchers and sit on this special rim inside that holds them above the water line so they dont get eaten on accident. 

-up to two teeny bat friends can fit in an average pitcher at a time lmao

-the bat friends poop when they sleep and the plant eats the poop when it falls into the digestive fluid

bat friends get a safe place to sleep, pitcher plants get food! 

IM SORRY FOR REBLOGGING THIS TWICE IN ONE DAY BUT I WAS READING THE STUDY AND IT GOT BETTER