Tag: cats

naamahdarling:

naamahdarling:

Fancy sees a Christmas tree for the first time.

Guys, gentle reminder that our little devil child is here to see this because you helped her.

She has stars in her eyes because of you.

You made this happen. You believed in her and in us and helped us save her. Even if all you did was reblog, or say something kind, it made a big difference for her, and to us.

Look at this little life you helped to save.

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

threeunrelateddescriptors:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

I have.  A new recliner chair.
It’s very comfy.
but I am worried.

Mochi.
Has decided that the best place to sleep is between my feet on the footrest.
and when I have my laptop open I tend to.
forget
that he’s there.

I am going
to dump him onto the floor.

Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow night
but Eventually
He will end up rudely dumped onto the floor, 
like so much salad.

Pictured: a cat unaware of the fate probably rapidly approaching him, despite me telling him three times now. He is too comfy to care.

Question: You dump your salads on the floor? Why?

Comorbid ADHD and carpal tunnel have lead to a disorder that I like to call “clumsy bitch syndrome” wherin if I get distracted or grab something wrong I will just… Drop whatever I’m holding? For some reason my favorite salad bowl is a regular victim. Also happens to piles of laundry, the TV remote, and sometimes knives.

I have a strict policy of never holding babies.

G U E S S   W H A T   I   D I D

Mochi is either very forgiving or very bad at cause and effect.