mossaphelion:

wodneswynn:

wodneswynn:

I think we should stop using “chicken” as a word for “coward” because have you ever met a chicken?  Chickens ain’t scared of shit.  Chicken is ready to throw down at all times. 

Things a chicken will fight:

  • Other chickens
  • Farmer
  • Coyote
  • Fox
  • Dog
  • Cat
  • Cow
  • Snake
  • Tree
  • Brick wall
  • Itself

I raised some chickens years back specifically to give to a family friend who already had a flock- she just didn’t have time to raise them as babies herself, and didn’t want them to get bullied-

And at one year old, one of them died Trying To Fight A Car. Like ran straight at it. Fuckin dumbass.

nezclaw:

gallusrostromegalus:

xo-xo-j:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

@gallusrostromegalus

If I have to hazard a guess, I’m pretty sure this guy lost his tail or most of his tail feathers, and his owners have dressed him up to keep him from picking at the wound, becuase chickens will obsessively pick at wounds/damaged skin and flesh and will uh… eat themselves.  

This is also a problem with turkeys, pheasants and peacocks.  Try to imagine stuffing an angry, autocannibalistic Peackock into an oshkosh to keep it from devouring it’s own ass.

“BEHOLD, A MAN!!”