
a safe bird
I think we should stop using “chicken” as a word for “coward” because have you ever met a chicken? Chickens ain’t scared of shit. Chicken is ready to throw down at all times.
Things a chicken will fight:
- Other chickens
- Farmer
- Coyote
- Fox
- Dog
- Cat
- Cow
- Snake
- Tree
- Brick wall
- Itself
I raised some chickens years back specifically to give to a family friend who already had a flock- she just didn’t have time to raise them as babies herself, and didn’t want them to get bullied-
And at one year old, one of them died Trying To Fight A Car. Like ran straight at it. Fuckin dumbass.
Did I ever mention that I hatched a chicken out of an egg? Here she is! One month old now
[video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex]why did this need to be captioned
so u can decide when it’s not loading whether or not it’s worth it to wait
I waited and it was worth it
how do I set this as my ringtone
posted the mp3, save and enjoy

Chicks! Fluff balls are fun to paint.
Oil on paper. 6×8.

snailchicken
book of hours, Bruges ca. 1500
Baltimore, Walters Art Museum, Ms. W.427, fol. 57r

hmmm
If I have to hazard a guess, I’m pretty sure this guy lost his tail or most of his tail feathers, and his owners have dressed him up to keep him from picking at the wound, becuase chickens will obsessively pick at wounds/damaged skin and flesh and will uh… eat themselves.
This is also a problem with turkeys, pheasants and peacocks. Try to imagine stuffing an angry, autocannibalistic Peackock into an oshkosh to keep it from devouring it’s own ass.
“BEHOLD, A MAN!!”

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
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