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look at this flower i found, nature is beautiful
crazy how nature make dat
Then the fruit



Hang on. I need to find my No. 2 pencil with the full eraser. I already know I’m going to have to wind the tape back into this motherfucker…
I️ wasn’t going to reblog. But this lovely version of captain america couldn’t be passed up
So apparently this commercial is from 2007. Good to know.


Harry Potter and the Secret History
Harry Potter and the Stillhouse Lake
Harry Potter and OSHA Letters of Interpretation for Confined Spaces
Harry Potter and Astrophysics for People in a Hurry
Harry Potter and the Assassin’s Fate
Harry Potter and the Basic Ground-Water Hydrology Water-Supply Paper 2220
Harry Potter and Disney’s Five Minutes Fairy Tales
Harry Potter and Drawing Words and Writing Pictures
Harry Potter and the Storm of Swords
Harry Potter and Short Term Spoken Chinese
Harry Potter and the Fellowship of the Rings
Harry Potter and How to Actually Change Your Mind
Harry Potter and Logic Made Easy
Harry Potter and the History of the Low Countries.
Harry Potter and the Stiletto
Harry Potter and the Introduction to Real Analysis
Harry Potter and We Eat Our Own
Harry Potter and Seven Surrenders
harry potter and harry potter and the goblet of fire
Harry Potter and I Slept With Joey Ramone
“Blue” isn’t a race. No one is born a cop.
We’re all a part of a very racist system. Education, healthcare, law enforcement, all of it.
Sadly, at least in this country, the job attracts authoritarians and racists. Those who do good for the sake of justice are a cowed minority.
The same can be said of doctors nurses, and teachers.
The color of your clothes is not a race. Wearing a color, representing it as a group, doesn’t make you a race – generally that makes you a gang.
what the actual fuck
Men don’t know women can pee
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
how does shit like that get published
I feel like my eyes were just assaulted
Just in case any of you feel bad about your writing, this is an extract from John Updike’s Witches of Eastwick, one of few authors to win a Pulitzer Prize more than once and be heralded for his literary genius.
You’re doing fine.
Cali, the California Desert Tortoise, just loves eating clover and grass! She also, loves getting time to roam around the lawn on sunny days!
Omnomnom Cali!
I’m noming noming in cali cali.. heee
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