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newrider:

pricklylegs:

Hang on. I need to find my No. 2 pencil with the full eraser. I already know I’m going to have to wind the tape back into this motherfucker…

I️ wasn’t going to reblog. But this lovely version of captain america couldn’t be passed up

So apparently this commercial is from 2007. Good to know.

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yabookjunkies:

Harry Potter and the Secret History

Harry Potter and the Stillhouse Lake

Harry Potter and OSHA Letters of Interpretation for Confined Spaces

Harry Potter and Astrophysics for People in a Hurry

Harry Potter and the Assassin’s Fate

Harry Potter and the Basic Ground-Water Hydrology Water-Supply Paper 2220

Harry Potter and Disney’s Five Minutes Fairy Tales

Harry Potter and Drawing Words and Writing Pictures

Harry Potter and the Storm of Swords

Harry Potter and Short Term Spoken Chinese

Harry Potter and the Fellowship of the Rings

Harry Potter and How to Actually Change Your Mind

Harry Potter and Logic Made Easy

Harry Potter and the History of the Low Countries.

Harry Potter and the Stiletto

Harry Potter and the Introduction to Real Analysis

Harry Potter and We Eat Our Own

Harry Potter and Seven Surrenders

harry potter and harry potter and the goblet of fire

Harry Potter and I Slept With Joey Ramone

honestlyyoungpersona:

“Blue” isn’t a race. No one is born a cop.

We’re all a part of a very racist system. Education, healthcare, law enforcement, all of it.

Sadly, at least in this country, the job attracts authoritarians and racists. Those who do good for the sake of justice are a cowed minority.

The same can be said of doctors nurses, and teachers.

The color of your clothes is not a race. Wearing a color, representing it as a group, doesn’t make you a race – generally that makes you a gang.

And a gang is a weapon that you trade your mind in for…

thebibliosphere:

dreamerdragon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

when-fates-collide:

jerseydevilslesbianlover:

pidge-gunson:

neko-crimson:

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

how does shit like that get published

I feel like my eyes were just assaulted

@thebibliosphere

Just in case any of you feel bad about your writing, this is an extract from John Updike’s Witches of Eastwick, one of few authors to win a Pulitzer Prize more than once and be heralded for his literary genius.

You’re doing fine.