“These people lounging around on benefits should be made to work hard, like me!” says man standing on a roof on work time not actually working but instead staring a complete stranger who may or may not actually be on benefits.
“I agree with Alan.” said Terry Arsehole, Gammon King of All The Gammons, when Pointless Letters reached out for comment. “Just the other day my June was in Morrisons and bought some French apples. As a result of this shameless treachery I’m now crowdfunding to build a wicker man to throw her in. Harsh, maybe, but that’s democracy for you.”
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