dolphins – Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0

geekandmisandry:

bogleech:

ikea-the-metalsmith:

the-last-hair-bender:

thedevilsofficialblog:

island-delver-go:

oppa-homeless-style:

actuallyjuststealingmemes:

water-based-introspection:

just-shower-thoughts:

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

(Illustration by julio lacerda)

(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time.

They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

Ok, science is cancelled.

bunjywunjy:

bogleech:

bombcollar:

rough toothed dolphins look just a little too weird and pointy to be regular dolphins. like these things belong in Dishonored or something.

sources: x x x

That’s an older name, the current and more accepted common name of this animal is a Fuckfaced Seabastard

god forgot to delete the dolphin beta, I see

onlyblackgirl:

loudmindsofttalk:

iridessence:

bubblegum-pwussay:

susiethemoderator:

ieatbootyhole:

strawberry-kiwi-darling:

onlyblackgirl:

Explain this.

Dolphins have zero respect lmao

Lmaoooo he did that shit on purpose 😂

Knowing the way dolphins are… he really did do that on purpose

He was letting em know whose territory he was in

Omg it body checked him lmao. *insert Ludacris gif*

“Getcho bitch ass out the way”

This was deliberate. My nigga turned sideways and dropped his shoulder to knock homie off his board. 😂

truthaseenoptics:

brainstatic:

I once read about an aquarium that trained the dolphins to pick up any debris in the tank and give it to the trainer in exchange for fish. One dolphin started started hiding paper under a rock and then breaking off small pieces to give the trainer. She also realized that she could get fish for catching a seagull. She soon started to stockpile fish to use as seagull bait, thus creating an exponentially larger seagull problem. Then she taught the other dolphins, which made it worse. So if you ever think dolphins are cute, remember that these little assholes create capitalism of their own volition and are not to be trusted.

Shit, if I was kept in a giant fish tank and rewarded for dumb crap I’d scam em too