underthehedge:

nanonaturalist:

tractorgoth:

nanonaturalist:

Watch as I Grow Mad with Power

I have recently discovered Plants. Did you know: if you find a plant you like, you can just… collect its seeds? Or, you can dig it up and plant it somewhere else?? OR (now this one is crazy but stick with me) you can take part of it and grow it into a new plant?!?

Amazing! First, I started small: I noticed some milkweed was spilling floaty seeds everywhere, so I borrowed a couple, planted them, and several months later I had so many Monarch and Queen caterpillars I had to give some away.

Next: I noticed a baby morning glory vine had popped up in my side yard. I didn’t want it in my side yard, so I dug it up, put it in my brand new flower garden, and several months later it has taken over the entire back half of my yard.

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Then: my coworker brought in some lemongrass cuttings she’d done, and I planted it in my yard. It exploded and it’s the most massive lemongrass bush I’ve ever seen.

Now that I’ve done my “hands off” experiment with the back yard (conclusion: invasive grasses will completely take over and prevent any natives from taking root), I am ready to become the master of my realm. But I’m still broke as heck. So!

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Milkweed vine (Matelea?) and Monarda seeds nabbed from the field at work!

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Every mango I ever eat ever again! (Three germinated, started #4 last night)

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Ruellia simplex which I *cough* may have borrowed from a park. I took five because I didn’t have scissors or a knife and I didn’t trust my ability in making cuttings but ALL FIVE ROOTED and some are starting to bud!!!

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Red yucca from the parking lot at work

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It’s contagious! My coworker went for a walk in her neighborhood, and saw a strange tree with these 15 inch long seed pods that look like giant string beans. So of course she took one to give to me. It matured over the weekend, and today I popped it open and LOOK AT ALL THESE SEEDS!!! It’s a Catalpa tree, which is native to the eastern and southern US states. It makes HUGE F-ING flowers which it drops everywhere, making a huge mess. They get TALL. And I have a HUGE HANDFUL of them. What am I going to do with 100+ Catalpa trees?!?! My (not very large) yard is already filling up with trees (though I eagerly await the total consumption of my house into thick wooded forest in the middle of my housing development). I’m thinking Bonsai 😂

September 11, 2018

Mad scientists and backyard horticulturists have a lot in common actually

Joke’s on you

I already am a mad scientist.

September 13, 2018

#mad scientist selfies #technically engineer but DEFINITELY mad

Mad engineers are just as important as mad scientists, someone needs to actually know what they’re doing. Any mad scientist can design a death-ray but building one that doesn’t blow up in your face when you pull the dramatic switch? 

Speaking as a (mad) plant scientist I wholeheartedly endorse your efforts and attitude.

whihumph:

h0neycat:

jumpingjacktrash:

humans-of-pdx:

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ 
“What are you going to make with it?”
“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”

always reblog cabbage lady

raise the happiness level of your entire dash

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!

She’s back!

Nasturtiums

samiholloway:

pacificnorthwestdoodles:

rooted-and-reaching:

pacificnorthwestdoodles:

pacificnorthwestdoodles:

Nasturtiums are my favorite flowers. I had 5  varieties growing in my yard last year! They’re a great cool weather plant for the beginning gardener. They are a low care plant. Nasturtiums are some of my favorite flowers because I’m not able to do a lot of garden care most of the year.  The seeds germinate quickly and the plants don’t take a lot of time to establish themselves.  If you plan on having this along with vegetables, you may need to trim your nasturtiums back once in awhile.

A neighbor of mine planted nasturtiums in her raised bed and was surprised how quickly the spread. They’re very easy to remove. All parts of the nasturtium plants are edible. I make jelly with the flowers. Some people enjoy them in salads

They’re a great all around plant. In this photo they’re being used as companion plants to a vegetable plot at a local community garden:

My neighbor’s nasturtiums growing in their raised bed

Nasturtiums growing up a mesh trellis at a community garden

Common Nasturtium Varieties

Ladybird Cream

Empress of India (my photo)

Alaska Mix (my photo)

Links

Nasturtium Overview from Garden.Org

Information on Trailing Nasturtiums from Fine Gardening  (Tropaeolum majus)

Information Bush Nasturtiums from Plants for a Future : (Tropaeolum minus)

Information on Tuberous Nasturtiums from Planting Flower Bulbs.com : (Tropaeolum tuberosum)

Edible Landscaping by Charlie Nadozzi

PDF Guide to bush Nasturtiums (Tropaeolum minus) from Log House Plants

Great Grandma Grew Nasturtiums from Debbie Teashon

Planting Nasturtiums in Planters from Time with Thea

Children in the Garden from Colorado State University

@kihaku-gato: I forgot I wrote this. Oh man, this is at least a year old.

Thanks for bringing this back! I gotta bookmark it. These were my mother’s favourite and I want a lot of them next year at the school.

Someone necro’d this 2 year old post.

Useful. Most photos are mine.

Educators are welcome to use my photos.

I had some growing in a kids’ bucket from a dollar store a few years ago and the leaves for HUGE. Also they were pretty and yummy.

How to Grow Food

thepointlessalbatross:

It’s Spring here in the Southern Hemisphere and I’m getting my garden on. Gardening isn’t terribly hard or expensive, but it does take some knowledge and some time, and like anything that requires knowledge and time it can be daunting to start.

I grew up with suburban gardener parents and I’ve been doing it myself for a few years now so I thought I’d share some of my knowledge with the black pit of tumblr. Read on for planty goodness!

Keep reading

Lovely.

Some surprise volunteer potatoes came up in one of the sack planters out there, from where I stuck in a few sprouty potatoes I think 2 years ago? Because why not.

They didn’t do anything then, and I thought that was the end of it. But, up sprouted some this year. I was kind of glad to see them, especially since I haven’t been able to do basically any gardening.

And the plants were doing pretty well. Until, AFAICT, those rats that have been hanging around outside decided to go digging for some spuddy snacks! 🐀🐀🐀🙃

Best I can figure, at least. Not much of a loss, but it still aggravated me finding that.

(Getting our trash inaccessible obviously hasn’t made them move along yet. Pretty sure they’re just going upstairs and raiding the neighbors’ now, since I can hear them up on the deck there at night. No clue where they’re sheltering, either, but hey. Those neighbors already don’t much like us, and I don’t want to say anything about it and probably get them blaming Those Foreign Weirdos for the incursions.)