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“God is not asleep.” says Donald, preferring instead to believe that the so-called omnipotent, omniscient entity supposedly responsible for the creation of space, time and the infinite majesty of entire universe is busily shuttling between Belfast and Glasgow to commit various acts of arson.

(many thanks to Fiona7689Fiona, Bd777Dee and dli_odoir over on Twitter for this one)