You haven’t really fully lived in the midwest until you’ve experienced the chaos and odd comfort of playing in a pit filled with an incomprehensible amount of corn
This isn’t some faux-gothic shitpost I’m being 100% serious corn pools are the best
They’re the best and 100% real and 100% not a plot for the corn to consume your children
Oh for fffffff-no, no I am not creating crystal discourse. I’ve had it the fuck up to here with other holistics breathing down my neck for months. Drink your fucking “mineral water”. It’ll probably still taste better than kool-aid.
It’s $80 per bottle. What the entire fuck.
pay $80 for a giant rock in your water bottle
this is a good idea, definitely, and not a waste of money at all
I really hope none of those crystals have any kind of water-soluble toxic stuff in them.
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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