ha – Page 2 – Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0

kidsnextdoormoonbase824c:

tumbledore-:

nbhcannibal:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

They. Should. Not.

captainlordauditor:

sonorankid:

sonorankid:

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon singing Bohemian Rhapsody loudly at 4 in the morning. Every morning.

meowdys:

meowdys:

cows are so cool you know. their noses are pink and wet almost like a puppy and they have sandpaper tongues like cats. theyre eveyrthing you could ever want

so much love to give if you will just accept it into your heart…..

allthingslinguistic:

New favourite retronym: call-phone. (from Anne Thériault on twitter)

sweetncthings:

hexygen:

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

im an orange juice grandma

erthling91:

glumshoe:

monster-rok:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

fam-hauser:

glumshoe:

fuck this hotel blanket in particular

What the fuck am I looking at

blanket from hell, texture made of evil

the satin edges are there as a cruel joke to really emphasize just how coarse and scratchy and weirdly dry the rest of the blanket is

Those blankets are fine if they aren’t old. You just don’t know how to properly use a blanket I guess

Yeah, I was under the impression that “using a blanket” involved putting it on a bed, sleeping under it, and occasionally coming into physical contact with it. After encountering many instances of this specific blanket, I have come to the conclusion that the proper way to use a blanket is to:

1.) put on thick rubber gloves to minimize contact with coarse fibers
2.) pick up blanket (carefully!!!)
3.) place blanket into wood chipper

Honestly I think these particular blankets are woven from the utricating hairs of a tarantula.

My husband has two of these and I abhor them. They were his favorite blankets when we met and I had to banish them to the closet shelf because they’re so coarse and uncomfortable.