Mirrors helps me wash the rest of those collards that have been lurking in the fridge for a while! He is very helpful, given half a chance 😹

(No worries about drinking nasty water in this case, thankfully. That’s the final rinse. Greens may be a lot less likely to be grown in sandy soil here, without a bunch of grit to soak off them. But, I still feel like they need a good soak and then a couple of fresh rinses to be clean enough, because training 🙄)

Callout Post For My Cat:

totally-magneato:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

Mr. Mochi cuddles too hard.  This is the seventh night in a rown his enthusiasm has resulted in either a blood-drawing wound or a visible bruise.  My therapist was worried.

You’re adorable and loving, you fat orange bastard.  But you’re going to make someone call protective services.

Update: he tripped me at the top of the stairs and almost fucking killed me. I’m at urgent Care getting my leg x-rayed now.

It’s sprained, also i have a huge bruise on my shoulder. 

He did act real guilty and is currently sitting on my foot to make it better.

@does-the-woodchuck-chuck