suchdreadfullittlethingsweare:

just-shower-thoughts:

Being cold is a lot better than being hot. You can layer up as much as you want to stay warm, but if you take enough off to cool down you’re probably going to jail.

IT’S HOT

by Shel Silverstein

It’s hot!

I can’t get cool,

I’ve drunk a quart of lemonade.

I think I’ll take my shoes off

And sit around in the shade.

It’s hot!

My back is sticky.

The sweat rolls down my chin.

I think I’ll take my clothes off

And sit around in my skin.

It’s hot!

I’ve tried with ’lectric fans,

And pools and ice cream cones.

I think I’ll take my skin off

And sit around in my bones.

It’s still hot!

haiku-robot:

bogleech:

dogs: “wow this isn’t food and hurts to eat I better finish it fast then”

dogs: “wow this isn’t food

and hurts to eat i better

finish it fast then”


^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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therealstickkim:

beware-the-ravenstag:

rednines:

ghost-at-the-feast:

rednines:

If the purge was real we’d defend one another, burn the debt records and return the commons, not murder each other, nice try Hollywood, your Hobbesian propaganda doesn’t work on me

U really think we’d defend one another?? Are u joking? People would fight for their lives. Steal & hide. They’d take advantage. Not to the extent of the movie, but have u ever seen a riot? God ur so dumb & I hate u for being so naive

Hey have you read a history or political theory or anthropology book that wasn’t written by the Cato institute?

the whole premise of the purge is inherently flawed. it assumes that crime happens because people just want to commit it, when actually most crime is a symptom of societal disenfranchisement. 

yeah, maybe some sociopathic white frat boys would go around terrorizing people because they know there won’t be any consequences, but really, how is that any different than normal?

BUT REALLY, HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL?

alunamoonofpraxus:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

image

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

oh-glasgow:

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

In the space of a year the Foreign and Commonwealth Office loses 40% of its budget!?

That doesn’t sound like a UK that’s going to be able to project its voice around the world and secure trade deals after Brexit.

Very bizarre move. If I believed in the UK as an institution, this is not what I’d want to be seeing.

This is also quite worrying from a safety and protection of citizens abroad standpoint. As EU citizens we can utilise any EU member state embassy for assistance while abroad.

With Brexit UK, you can’t use EU countries’ embassy service and you’re also going to have reduced services due to FCO cuts.

Just astonishing.

This will also impact visas. The UK still doesn’t have an electronic visa system. Reduced staff will mean slower visa processing times so will result in massive backlog or reduced tourism.

Can’t complain about Johnny Foreigner coming here if you slash the FCO budget, am I right?!

Who would have thought “take control of our borders” actually meant “we don’t give a fuck about our citizens abroad and we don’t give a fuck about people coming here either so we’re going to do our best to make the UK a nightmare to deal with and discourse any form of migration”..?