Hey if you’re ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning
Hey reblog this with your odd scar stories cause I think it’s cute and I wanna read em
I got a scar on my lip when I was 4 cause I slipped in the bathtub and my top teeth went through my bottom lip then when they were gluing my lip back together I jerked away now I got a scar.
Weird L shape on my arm from a waffle iron
Slice down my palm from when I was drunkenly showing off my knives, dropped one, and thought it would be a smart idea to catch it midair. By the blade.
One of my worst scars was from trying and failing to catch a falling cat. (The cat was fine.)
Dent in my forehead from hitting my head on the pointed end of the metal banister in kindergarten when I bent over to pick up my hat.
square burn just aboveo my right elbow from hot glue. Don’t lift it above your head and try to glue shit to the ceiling. Gravity works.
Scar under my chin from when I was 5 or 6, I tripped over a doorframe at school, and somehow managed to pretzel myself and bring the buckle on my sandal up to my face and cut it bad enough that I needed 2 stitches. I have never been that flexible before or since.
I have a scar in my palm from where I accidentally stabbed myself with a double pointed knitting needle
Haven’t used them sinceScar on the rood of my mouth from when I was playing the recorder in primary school music class and another 7 year old tried to silence me by slapping her hand over the end of the instrument.
A one inch scar in the center and a little above my right eyebrow from when a skinhead “accidently” elbowed me at a punk show. It was right after my sister grabbed the guy and told him to stop being a dick. My sister calls it my Harry Potter scar.
V-shaped scar on the inside of my left ring finger from a pair of kitchen shears – I was cutting the stems off some flowers I bought my Mom and showing off what I’d learned in my lame-ass “floral design” elective at school.
I have a horizontal line next to my nose from when I scooped up one of our cats too excitedly and scared her. One of her claws got caught in my face near my ear, but that didn’t scar. Only the nose-adjacent scratch from the other paw did. Wtf.
(my partner had to come disentangle her claw from my face. The cat and I were both too shocked to do anything.)
5cm long scar on the fleshy part of my forearm just below my right elbow. Got it carrying books into class. Yep, THAT big of a nerd.
Arms full of books met broken glass louvre.
Probably my most ridiculous self-inflicted scar: A wedge-shaped one where I almost took a fingertip off, trying to poke a hole in something with a scissors blade.
Most ridiculous one not directly caused by my own actions: I got hold of a screwdriver and was playing with it as a toddler. So, my biodad panicked and yanked it away from me, afraid I was going to hurt myself–and in the process it made a pretty good gash in one cheek. 0_o That scar has barely been visible for a long time, but there’s still a line there.
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