theproofisinthesloth:

over-sleep:

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（佐藤チャンさんのツイート）

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

over-sleep:

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（佐藤チャンさんのツイート）

IT’S GOT FUCKING HANDCUFFS ON IT’S FUCKING FEET

magicaltophat:

drtanner:

queenoftheimpala:

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”

Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.

The demons trapped inside give it that extra kick.

frist–xvi:

catsbeaversandducks:

Caterpillars. They don’t like it when you scream.

Via LADbible

This feels like some bullshit my mind would conjur up while I’m fading in and out of sleep..

skwerlly-squirrel:

HUSTLED

Opinion on the capuchinbird?

quillusquillus:

dimetrodone:

It looks like a baby bird popping it’s head out of an old fruit

OKAY BUT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY MISSING THE BEST PART OF THIS BIRD: