Tag: maybe

voqurnen-jovein:

lordhellebore:

voqurnen-jovein:

sleepyowlet:

thekinderbeast:

sleepyowlet:

voqurnen-jovein:

sleepyowlet:

deputychairman:

pearlo:

there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.

if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll – step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed

Yup, I’ll be over here where the well-written and well-researched stuff is, you go and read or write slashfic containing ass-hymens.

ass-what 

I wish I was kidding.

I hope it was at least a crack fic…

No. It was horribly written wangst with one character written like a girl but not as a girl (Harry). And a big deal was made out of virginity, hence the butt-hymen. Apparently nobody in Hogwarts ever takes a dump. It was painfully obvious the author had never seen a penis IRL, or even experimentally put a finger up her butt for research purposes. Ahem.

And there were several fics like that. Several. The butt-hymen was an actual trend for a little while.

oh my god

I’m getting the weird desire to write a fic in which everyone in Hogwarts is wearing colostomy bags. Someone hand me the brain bleach, please.

i will never discourage people from writing crack