sonnetscrewdriver: becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys: As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny. This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET
jenroses: space-australians: Recipe! *judge titters nervously* “Oh, I get it, this is a joke! You’re fooling us!” Source: 70sparty
libraryoftheancients: schnedwob: markv5: «У меня есть кот или летучая мышь. Я пока не понял» “I have either a cat or a bat. I just don’t know yet.” goblin Source: markv5
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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