Tag: probably

Oh crap, I just realized that I forgot about Mr. C’s birthday on the day last week.

What makes it worse was that I was thinking it was a significant date, and decided that must be because the anniversary of my moving here was what turned out to be a few days before 🙄

I know what date birthdays, etc. fall on, but then have a hard time connecting it to that day as it’s happening. That great a grip on time. It’s pretty weird, and embarrassing sometimes.

I mean, I’m not sure he even noticed that I forgot. And he didn’t say anything about mine this year either. But, I still feel pretty bad about it.

warpedellipsis:

rynnay:

beingatoaster:

cor-relophus:

transgirlnausicaa:

watercolor-gryphon:

Mens shampoo turns woman to stone

incredible how gendered razors were invented so recently as a marketing tool and people have already accepted that shit as biological fact

i’m dying inside

oh my god it doesn’t fucking matter what color plastic your disposable razor is. hair is hair. skin is skin. holy shit

LMAO

My mom only ever uses men’s razors because they work better. She still has skin

Or DOES SHE

shit y’all no wonder my legs so pale I done shaved all the skin off’m down to the bones with these diamond ass extreme crunch razors 

Only difference I’ve noticed is that men’s generally have no “unscented” or “sensitive skin”/moisturizing options. Men’s scents are also all very intense, in your face, no simple light aroma. Men’s also really never want to put anything on the label besides what the scent is, which is bad when you need to pay attention to that.

Source: funnysjw

jadelyn:

ultralaser:

areodesy:

anarchyinblack:

runningrepubmain:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

reverseracist:

high-hannah:

stunningpicture:

Who never thought about this?

This bothers me

it’s a gas?

fire cannot have a shadow because it is a source of light jesus christ i hate this website

This is the same website that believed you could have unlimited chocolate if you cut it the right way.

These people are our future

Okay so I really really want to know how you trumpet fellating douchefucks managed to spring fully formed into the world, knowing every single little thing that has ever existed ever?

Because shit, that would be some groundbreaking scientific and theological wetdream.

OP is basically going “wow, this is a cool thing. Who else never really considered why this cool science thing does this cool science thing” and eventually some assholes turn up and go; ” i hate this website”, to “THESE people are our future”?

What the frickity frick you fun sucking vampiric pisslords.

Shit son, you are literally the perfect example of why kids go “science is hard and boring”. Because instead of going “Heck yeah! This weird thing happens because gases! Because flames! Because light! Because the world is weird and fun and dude if you think this thing this is cool check out this and this and this!” 

Because instead of going “Yeah, not everyone knows as much as science about me. Everyone has to learn things somewhere; come on friend have I got so much to show you.”

You went; “I’m self absorbed as heckle and I think that everyone MUST  know or they’re just silly ignorant peasants aha lol im smart. Screw this website and the kids on it.”

I could go on all day, but you know what friend? We all have to start somewhere, because education in a single county district can be as unequal and bollocked up as heck, let alone between countries, between ages, between classes, between days and I have so much to show you.

Let’s start here;

Good luck.

i’ve never seen this version yelling at the science hipsters before, good addition

(x)

verminatrix:

commanderfraya:

egberts:

cats don’t understand what it means when you give them kisses ):

good news tho!!  they understand it 2 a point (i was distraught about this post so i looked it up)

cats don’t kiss like humans but they do appreciate human touch and feel loved when u kiss and pet them

they don’t understand kisses but they accept them as forms of affection n love

ur cat knows u love them

My seven month old Bengal kitten runs up to me and jumps in my arms to give me kisses and rubs. She knows.