Way better ad than usual

Yes please, I would love to book a session for someone to bring that dog to my house!

That appears to be from some photography place. But, it sounds better the other way. If things weren’t such a wreck around here, they could even do a short photo session while they’re at it.

That fish doesn’t look much more enthused with the idea of waxing than I am. Nair: Now you too can be as smooth as a cichlid? πŸ™„

(Yep, another highly appropriate ad frame from the same page. I was curious what other unintentionally bizarre results there might be, but that was sadly the last one.)

floorbananamotherfucker:

itsbenedict:

eternalfarnham:

kelsbraintumbler:

ansiblelesbian:

speakertoyesterday:

h3lldalg0:

plain-dealing-villain:

hybridzizi:

akaltynarchitectonica:

noirandchocolate:

purpledemoncat:

yami268:

theguineapig3:

jaelafish:

quakerjoe:

fahqu:

maradyeries:

yabookjunkies:

Harry Potter and the Secret History

Harry Potter and the Stillhouse Lake

Harry Potter and OSHA Letters of Interpretation for Confined Spaces

Harry Potter and Astrophysics for People in a Hurry

Harry Potter and the Assassin’s Fate

Harry Potter and the Basic Ground-Water Hydrology Water-Supply Paper 2220

Harry Potter and Disney’s Five Minutes Fairy Tales

Harry Potter and Drawing Words and Writing Pictures

Harry Potter and the Storm of Swords

Harry Potter and Short Term Spoken Chinese

Harry Potter and the Fellowship of the Rings

Harry Potter and How to Actually Change Your Mind

Harry Potter and Logic Made Easy

Harry Potter and the History of the Low Countries.

Harry Potter and the Stiletto

Harry Potter and the Introduction to Real Analysis

Harry Potter and We Eat Our Own

Harry Potter and Seven Surrenders

harry potter and harry potter and the goblet of fire

Harry Potter and I Slept With Joey Ramone

I was just finishing up an unexpectedly big takeout container of tom yum goong from last night, and yes I would say they put plenty of basil leaves in there! Even managed to catch one at the bottom between the container and the extra leak barrier plastic wrap πŸ˜…

(It was not only plastic wrapped under the lid, but also tied inside a plastic bag. No leakage inside the delivery bag…)

your 7th emoji describes your sex life.

where-i-reign:

dontbecheese-beapotato:

classy-sassy-ruki:

ribica-mb:

dogmatic-alien:

thathighclassbitch:

average-fucktard:

americansylveon:

floralvixen:

si3rra-xox:

carolina-viking:

fourlughero:

moosemarine:

dirtyrotteninfidel:

mojave-wasteland-official:

politicsnpuppies:

southparkconservative:

ride-on-bon:

seanspicier:

memeseverdie:

anti-sjw-movement:

tooiconic:

somaachi:

art-angelsz:

this-l0vely-being:

corbeezyyy:

aumimyhomie:

ihaveanassitude:

😩 oh god

🌊 wavy!

😒. Thats accurate

😴 its so trueeee loll

😊

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😘

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😍

🌹

I must be really stupid tonight or maybe up past my bedtime. Where do we look at the emojis to see which is our 7th?

Look in the recently used emoji section if you have one

I don’t use emoji’s

That exactly sums up my sex life

πŸ‘Œ well isnt someone cocky.

πŸ˜‚

🀀
That’s fair
I deserve that.

πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈβ€¦.accurate

😭

πŸ‘πŸΌ

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🀷 fair enough

😏

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It really is a joke huh…

😊 it’s really amazing!

πŸ‘Ÿ wtf

It means u have a foot fetish. Kinky

πŸ…

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