Tag: silly

D&D Bird Alignments

kellyclowers:

wearepaladin:

momnar:

noodledog:

Lawful good- Hummingbirds. Just look at them and tell me they aren’t blessed paladins of all things good. You can’t.

Neutral good- Finches and sparrows. Peepers. Harmless.

Chaotic good- Parrots? Some are nice birbs but the screetches and the bites..

Lawful neutral- Red winged blackbirds. Insect eater, pretty songs but will heck you up if you get too close to their babies.

True neutral- Pigeons. Bob ya head and coo.

Chaotic neutral- POOTOO

Lawful evil- Shrikes. Birds gotta eat.

Neutral evil- Starlings. Fuck you for killing baby birds.

Chaotic evil- GEESE.

Go, little paladin!

Beautiful

Hummingbirds are friggen blood knights, and definitely not lawful good.

I’d also call geese chaotic neutral, if anything.

Oh my. I got a shipping confirmation from that place where I bought the stim toys last night. That was pretty quick, I’ll give them that.

But, apparently they’re also operating another business! Only I’m not sure that name conveys exactly what they’re hoping for. Though, you never know.

purplemanatees:

krickettmonster:

harrypottergays:

bofurs-wife:

scarletjedi:

omgbeersforqueers:

skibump724:

fenric25:

leinton:

lightspun:

thiscityneedsyounow:

nikki-tine:

asrielisdeadandfloweyisabitch:

pidge-rinbalt:

underghetti:

jennytrout:

foxrodgames:

liminy-lemony:

foxrat:

“it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that

“You know what? Shut up that’s why” is the perfect summary of my character.

“I think you know, my STIs are acting up…”
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

“It won’t happen again, but I have a life.”

Damn. This post didn’t need to expose me like this.

look me in the eye… i didn’t feel like it

“Hey, fuck you buddy, I didn’t feel like doing something dumb today.”

Well ain’t I just the sweetest thing.

You know why Bob? Yolo. Yolo.

“I’m sorry; Homework is for dicks.”

Oh.

“Look me in the eye… It would have been shit anyway”

For the last time your expectations are too high.

Hey, fuck you buddy! I spent the night learning to riverdance!

“I’m sorry, I am filled with existential angst.” That one is eerily accurate for me, sigh.

“It won’t happen again, but you’re not the boss of me.”

“For the last time. Yolo. Yolo.”

“Honestly…I was drunk.”

That’s a terrible excuse

“I think you know… I don’t give a fuck.”
That is… basically me yeah

You know why Bob?! I forgot.
That’s pretty much my life.

Look me in the eye…I don’t give a shit 😂😂

“You know why, Bob?! I just found out I’m a ghost.”

“I’m sooo sorry…I spent the night learning to Riverdance.”

Source: fatmomsgetfit

caitatonic:

mingesu:

a-soulless-lime:

rhissy:

murkymuse:

taulun:

hanni-bunny-lecter:

weirdcrazydreams:

eternally-a-dreamer:

cowboydan13:

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

Aquarius + Horse = Unicorn
http://www.primalastrology.com/primal-zodiac-by-combination.html

Dog and Pisces.

So, basically I’m a seal.

Pisces and Ox, omg I’m a Moose

According to that link, I’m an kangaroo.

Cool, I guess.

The sight says Taurus and Rooster make a beaver however I suggest

Buffalo wings.

I hate this, I’m a fucking Dodo

Crab + Ox = ???
Crab Ox???

i’m a centaur but like, the bottom part is a sheep

Rabbitfish!

I also came across this earlier in the park, going after that Porygon on the radar. Complete with the Geodude animation to make the scene that much more ridiculous.

Just keep walking… 🙄