sometimes i forget that you can beat skyrim. like, there’s an ending?? you don’t keep making enchanted jewelry for your followers forever??? ive completely lost the plot. im a soup witch now
Tag: skyrim
I know very well this is just the skeleton of a whale…but all the same it looks damned creepy.
skyrim 10 year anniversary edition looks great
sometimes i forget that you can beat skyrim. like, there’s an ending?? you don’t keep making enchanted jewelry for your followers forever??? ive completely lost the plot. im a soup witch now
Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber
YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord
i forgot to hit record but i was walking and saw two wolves hunting a fox, right? and i knew i would be next plus the fox didn’t deserve it so i pulled out my bow and stealthily shot them, and it was awful.
why, you ask?
because on one of them my arrow flew under the tail and hit right where the asshole would be and just kept going.
For a full on second I didn’t realise this was Skyrim
oh jesus no it’s skyrim i don’t go around shooting wolves in the ass in real life.
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