Outside my home today. Snow storms on the way. #snow #storm #elgin #blackandwhitephotography #blackandwhitephotography #weather #winter (at Elgin, Moray)
For your viewing pleasure: Some v C O L D B O I s I took pictures of last year. Please do not delete my caption, this is my work that took me hours to edit and I would appreciate my work not getting stolen.
Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.
Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.
It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.
Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
It may be just as well that the moose didn’t cooperate so well with the Swedish and Russian attempts to get moose cavalry going over the past few centuries. Part of the idea there was apparently to be next level terrifying, besides going through the snow like…moose.
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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