i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa
Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.
listen to them before you judge them, their as deceitful in their appearance as happy tree friends
Unintentional Slapstick Episode #6853492:
Manage a pratfall straight into a plate of wet cat food, nearly crushing my poor floor-sitting partner in the process–while watching this on my phone 😁
Women in unicorn hunting couples are just as much fuck ugly, manipulative demons as their goon boyfriends, and should be dragged just as hard for being creepy predators
I have had MULTIPLE women present themselves as single on dating apps and then deep into the conversation drop that they have a boyfriend and are looking for a threesome. They know bi women aren’t interested in being a fun experiment or birthday gift (actual scenario presented to me), so they try to pull a bait and switch. It’s more insulting and creepy than just having the dude ask me for it straight up.
At first I thought this was magical creature discourse and now I’ve got mental whiplash
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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