eeddis:

Point A: “caveman comes to modern times” is a moderately common comedy trope

Point B: cavemen were surprisingly good at drawing animals

Proposal: caveman comes to modern world, quickly becomes highly sought-after furry artist due to unique style

city-creek:

bunjywunjy:

captainbarrabear:

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

OUR LANGUAGE IS WEIRD AS FUCK THOUGH TOO.

Foxes and dogs have always been a part of our Irish culture right? You’d think they’d have two separate names NAH

Dog in Irish is Madra

Fox in Irish is Madra Rua (Red Dog)

WE JUST GAVE THE FUCK UP AND CALLED IT RED DOG
WHICH IS A REALLY SHITTY IDEA WHEN WE LITERALLY HAVE A NATIVE BREED THAT IS THIS COLOUR

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DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE CONF USION

What is the most plausible method of copulation for stegosaurus and other thyreophoran dinosaurs?

libations-of-blood-and-wine:

a-dinosaur-a-day:

franzanth:

copulation, you say? how asinine!

everyone knows stegosaurs reproduced vegetatively.

Step 1. cut a leaf as needed

Step 2. put the cutting on a flowerpot. then water it. i guess

Step 3. enjoy your new crop of baby steglings

As a scientist, I must say this is 100% Accurate.

FINALLY a post with accurate scientific information on this damn site.

jacelys:

goddessvicky:

A+ can confirm

[Image description: series of tweets by David Hines, @/hradzka

Tweet one: “gonna take a lot to drag me away from you / there’s nothing a hundred men or more could ever do.” so why is the singer not with her now?this is my theory of Toto’s “Africa”:

Tweet two: in Toto’s “Africa”, why is the speaker in Africa in the first place? Answer: he is “hoping to find some long-forgotten words or melodies”. He is a student of the occult.

Tweet three: why has the singer of Toto’s “Africa” gone to Africa, leaving his love, in order to hunt up obscure folklore? He tells you: “I seek to cure what’s deep inside / frightened of this thing that I’ve become.” ie, he’s a goddamn werewolf

Tweet four: “wild dogs cry out in the night / as they grow restless, longing for some solitary company” those aren’t dogs

Tweet five: Why does he bless the rains down in Africa? Because the cloud cover blocks the moon.

Tweet six: tl;dr: Toto’s “Africa” is about a lovesick werewolf in Africa seeking out ancient lore to find a cure for his unfortunate condition

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earlgraytay:

fierceawakening:

jcatgrl:

taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here’s a test i found. go wild, y’all. (im choleric.)

“Your temperament is choleric. The choleric temperament is fundamentally ambitious and leader-like. They have a lot of aggression, energy, and/or passion, and try to instill it in others. They can dominate people of other temperaments, especially phlegmatic types. Many great charismatic military and political figures were choleric. They like to be in charge of everything. However, cholerics also tend to be either highly disorganized or highly organized. They do not have in-between setups, only one extreme to another. As well as being leader-like and assertive, cholerics also fall into deep and sudden depression. Essentially, they are very much prone to mood swings.”

Hmmmmm

“Your temperament is sanguine. The sanguine temperament is fundamentally spontaneous and pleasure-seeking; sanguine people are sociable and charismatic. They tend to enjoy social gatherings, making new friends and tend to be boisterous. They are usually quite creative and often daydream. However, some alone time is crucial for those of this temperament. Sanguine can also mean sensitive, compassionate and thoughtful. Sanguine personalities generally struggle with following tasks all the way through, are chronically late, and tend to be forgetful and sometimes a little sarcastic. Often, when they pursue a new hobby, they lose interest as soon as it ceases to be engaging or fun. They are very much people persons. They are talkative and not shy. Sanguines generally have an almost shameless nature, certain that what they are doing is right. They have no lack of confidence.”

“Your temperament is melancholic. The melancholic temperament is fundamentally introverted and thoughtful. Melancholic people often were perceived as very (or overly) pondering and considerate, getting rather worried when they could not be on time for events. Melancholics can be highly creative in activities such as poetry and art – and can become preoccupied with the tragedy and cruelty in the world. Often they are perfectionists. They are self-reliant and independent; one negative part of being a melancholic is that they can get so involved in what they are doing they forget to think of others.”

femmenietzsche:

Other magical folk-beliefs shaped the manners, dress, diet and appearance of backcountry folks in ways that startled visitors from other cultures:

– Some old people let the nails of their little fingers grow very long, and they called it “a luck nail.”

Positively shocked to learn that elderly 18th Century Appalachian settlers were doing cocaine