giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

this got more attention than I thought it would

I saw a truck like this in NYC in the back of a taxi and the guy driving didn’t understand right away so my mom and I explained and he was like “ahh, right right! Meat without feet! Like snakes!” And my mom and I were like “……….yeah. Yeah that works too”

tracknumber-6:

arrwstaki:

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆

Source: folkvillainess

Get a new gender from the Genderator!

sapphorb:

boggoth:

I was inspired by @Glumshoe’s sexuality generator. I’m not a doctor or any kind of medical professional. If you’re having issues with your gender please try turning it off and on again!

Please tag with your gender and as always feel free to send me some more! Representation matters!

Industrious Worm that Gnaws in the Night

Dirty voidgender

Source: relative-pronoun

unpretty:

unpretty:

i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch

problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs before he enters the bedroom so he can have entrance music appropriate to his mood