Girly things 💕
Tag: why not
Sea lions are just seals with an extra electron.
Blind Power |
Pouvoir Aveugle~
Rudolf Schlichter1937
friday night looks baby!!!!!
The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.
Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.
them: hey so what gender are you
me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abtthem: hey so what gender are you
me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on?
them: ….yeah?
me: its thatthem: what’s ur gender
me: oh i have this condition where im allergic to the sugar found in gender, its called genderose-intolerance
omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever
hello fuzzy baby friendNOT A DOG
NOT A DOG
BEAR
ABORT ABORT ABORT
Anyone who reblogs this will get a bird in their submissions or dms
I have lots of birds and bird memes to go around
The Chatham Record,
Pittsboro, North Carolina, July 22, 1908
Imagine waking up in the morning to this
I’d rather not.
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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