moirakin:

fumbledeegrumble:

moirakin:

ok I get it he’s fucking fat

oh my god

if we have a meme for shitty male writing, we really need one for shitty thin writing because holy s h i t

who wrote this atrocity i want names

this is the book:

it’s ten years old (published in 2008) and i recently found it on my bookshelf with a $1.99 clearance sticker and no memory of ever purchasing it, lmao (can’t even figure out where i bought it)

i brought it to work because ive been bored in the downtime and it was just. so bad i couldnt even get past this page, which was like page 2 (not even joking)

at least it’s got a bunch of shitty reviews on goodreads. one of which says “

Leave it to Garton to treat Lycanthropy like a STD. Abuse, Rape, Fat Shaming, Adultery, and plenty mo’ raping to go around. Good times.”

boogiewoogiebuglegal:

ellidfics:

the960writers:

kayespivey:

I cannot emphasize enough how much you need to read thoroughly through the terms of any publication before you send your writing to them. It is mandatory that you know and understand what rights you’re giving away when you’re trying to get published.

Just the other day I was emailed by a relatively new indie journal looking for writers. They made it very clear that they did not pay writers for their work, so I figured I’d probably be passing, but I took a look at their Copyright policy out of curiosity and it was a nightmare. They wanted “non-exclusive, irrevocable, royalty-free, perpetual, worldwide license and right to use, display, reproduce, distribute, and publish the Work on the internet and on or in any medium” (that’s copy and pasted btw) and that was the first of 10 sections on their Copyright agreement page. Yikes. That’s exactly the type of publishing nightmare you don’t want to be trapped in. 

Most journals will ask for “First North American Rights” or a variation on “First Rights” which operate under the assumption that all right revert back to you and they only have the right to be the first publishers of the work. That is what you need to be looking for because you do want to retain all the rights to your work. 

You want all rights to revert back to you upon publication in case you, say, want to publish it again in the future or use it for a bookmark or post it on your blog, or anything else you might want to do with the writing you worked hard on. Any time a publisher wants more than that, be very suspicious. Anyone who wants to own your work forever and be able to do whatever they want with it without your permission is not to be trusted. Anyone who wants all that and wants you to sign away your right to ever be paid for your work is running a scam.

Protect your writing. It’s not just your intellectual property, it’s also your baby. You worked hard on it. You need to do the extra research to protect yourself so that a scammer (or even a well meaning start up) doesn’t

steal you work right from under you nose and make money off of it.

Exclusive publishing rights have to have a set time frame! Do not agree to anything that doesn’t clearly state “up to five years from signature” or something like that. 

What if the publisher goes defunct? What if they get bought by another publisher who doesn’t care to promote or publish your work? You still can’t to anything with it, you don’t own it anymore!

For a thorough overview of what you should be aware of regarding your intellectual property and publishing rights, please read through this collection of post [https://kriswrites.com/business-musings/contracts-and-dealbreakers/] by Kristine Kathryn Rusch

Protect your IP. Do not give away your stories.

Every writer needs to read this before signing that contract:

Writer Beware!

SIGNAL BOOST

dduane:

seananmcguire:

lynati:

I don’t think there’s an applause gif big enough to properly convey my reaction to this.

Also, I love that if anyone tries to say that you’re just “another hack fic writer with no ideas of her own who is jealous of the “real” writers out there”, they could quite literally be crushed under your catalog of award-winning original writing as a response. They can’t dismiss your stance on this topic the way they do to so many unpublished / fanfic writers because you’ve already met all of the standards that they insist someone has before they’ll accept their opinion as worth listening to.

Right?

“Well, fanfic authors never win awards, so–”
“WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD MY HUGO.”
“That’s basically, it’s, you know, the People’s Choice, so–”
“LOOK AT MY NEBULA.”
“That’s a science fiction award, it doesn’t really–”
“LOOK I’VE WON THE ALEX.”
“…”
“IT’S GIVEN BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO GIVE THE NEWBURY.”
“…”
“I’M THE FIRST PERSON TO WIN IT TWICE IN A ROW.”
“…well you wrote porn.”
“GOSH I SURE DID.”

More attention to this, please. 🙂 From yet another of the I Wrote Fanfic First And I Decline To Feel Shame About It brigade.

(And I also wrote for My Little Pony, which means I may have inadvertently contributed something to Seanan’s state of being. [Which I will file under the “Quiet Unholy Glee” heading.])

:)))

inspirelocked:

fieldthistle:

fuckingniall:

writing conclusions in papers is like the stupidest thing ever though like what’s the point of dedicating an entire paragraph to “so yeah i know you just read my paper but this is a summarization of what you read in case you need to be reminded about what you just read” like why can’t the paper just end 

I keep seeing this post and similar ones, and if y’all’s teachers and professors have left you with the idea that a conclusion is a summary, they have failed you in a big way.

Your conclusion is your “so what’s the fucking point” section. You’ve given you’re reader a lot of info and now they need to know why they care. Depending on the type of paper you should be giving a plan of action, explaining how this knowledge changes our understanding of the topic, link your paper to other disciplines, suggest further areas of study, etc.

One of the best pieces of writing advice I’ve ever received is that if you can’t envision yourself dropping the mic and strutting off stage at the end of your conclusion then it’s probably not strong enough.

“So whats the fucking point” is more helpful than all 6 years I’ve probably been writing papers

leasspell-dael:

dodgylogic:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

professorsparklepants:

soothseay:

becausedragonage:

untilstarsfall:

teknon:

merak-zoran:

sunderlorn:

FINALLY 👏 SOMEONE 👏 SAID 👏 IT. 👏 ALL OF IT.  👏ALL AT ONCE. 👏

(Thank you @fallingawkwardly​ for bringing this to my attention.)

I guess but also a lot of this stuff seems really boring to actually put in your worldbuilding. Like, maybe figure it out and consider it as a supplemental, but sometimes a handwave is all you really need.

World building /=/ story writing. Only one of them makes for an interesting read when it’s all laid out on paper.

Handwaving is fine. Covering things briefly is fine. Making some assumptions is fine. Taking into consideration all of these aspects to make a more realistic in-world economy and system is great, but actually inserting every minute detail into the story takes away from the actual plot.

Balance is key.

I hate this thread because who the fuck cares who domesticated the fucking wheat in a novel about dragons burning a whole continent to ash, really. History buffas and Medievalists are some of the most insufferable when it comes to critiquing SFF literature.

The point of specfic is not to be realistic. Go read literary fiction if you’re hung up on where horses fucking come from.

However, I also feel like a lot of this is overblown reacting for the purpose of pointing out how a lot of historical and Medieval-inspired fantasy reads as the same because no one actually thoroughly researches the things that would exist in the analogous time period they’re painting.

Then there’s that whole thing of if any of these details are particularly necessary to the story.

I’d agree, and I’d also defend this in another way. If you’re not doing the research to twig into some of what the guy was tweeting about, you’re missing interesting ways to not just add details, but to build story and plot. The king not worrying about duke consolidating power for instance, if a person dived into that they’d have some great subplots that would add tension and intrigue. Maybe the beer-making or horse-breeding questions would lead to some neat cultural stuff that would distinguish the novel from every medieval-inspired novel.

Agree with all my mutuals, and would push Dawn’s point that you could soooo definitely find a cool-ass story to tell from diving into a piece of mundane or background world building.

“Where does the food come from” is the most important part of worldbuilding, imo. You don’t need to have it plotted down to which field grows what kind of potato, but you do need the broad strokes, and sometimes that does require research. 

It’s also important to note what is being excused for the sake of “historical accuracy” (sexism, modern homophobia, inaccurate ideas about the stability of kings, modern atheism) and what is being waved aside for the sake of a “fictional story” (everyone has great teeth, nobody has diseases, farming is something that just happens offscreen, there is no “complicated” middle class merchant stuff happening.) Things like rape and general brutality are excused in fantasy novels for “historical accuracy,” however things like dysentery and bad teeth are not.

Of course a book that covers in detail farming and horse breeding and the soil content isn’t what anyone wants (ok I’m sure someone out there does but like, general audiences don’t.) However, a worldbuilding endeavor that decides to make everyone white, straight, and sexist, with good teeth in a medieval setting … is making a lot of deliberate choices in their worldbuilding. And we should be critical and aware of that. 

Here are some actual excepts from a talk Terry Pratchett gave on how to build a fantasy world:

Terry opened the discussion on mapping your created SF/fantasy domain with the unforgettable statement: “How does the shit get out, and the clean water get in?”

Your characters have got to drink, eat, and shift by-products, so the design of Ankh-Morpork, on the Discworld, starts with the river (and what a river – that’s a lot of by-products, which it would be, for a heaving great city). Would a city on top of a mountain work, or would only a small village last in those conditions? How would a city in the clouds function, in plumbing terms? Your readers will want to know these things, and if there aren’t any satisfactory answers, you and your readers are both missing out.

A community functions on the basis of sanitation services, and provisions of food and water. Say, for example, you have a nomadic tribe living on a desert moon, who raise herds of giant herbivorous quadruped working-animals the size of double-decker buses. What are these herds of great land-creatures eating? Sand? Air? Where is their poop going? How are they kept from wandering off at night and trampling their biped masters in their sleep? How is the animal husbandry and midwifery managed? Enquiring minds will want to know.

Terry took a question from one of the younger audience members[…] “What advice would you give to anyone wanting to be a science fiction or fantasy author?”

Terry’s thoughts on this were strong.

“Don’t read too many books already published in your chosen genre. You don’t want to be writing imitations of what’s already out there. Read geography. Read history books. Read about science.”

…Research how worlds function, what shapes them, geologically and politically. How they progress through technology and learning, arts and culture.

Look at this: one of the most prolific and celebrated fantasy authors in the world is arguing, consistently, that good historical, political and geographic planning are central to building a solid fantasy world. Omitting these details often seems to be a cheap easy tactic to bring in current cultural biases such as sexism and racism, without ever having to address them critically or even question their role in our culture.

Remember: you don’t need to explicitly state many of these points, or draw a lot of attention to them. If you’ve done the research, it’ll show in little “throwaway” descriptive lines for the most part. (Unless it becomes a major plot point.)

Science fiction triggers ‘poorer reading’, study finds

dr-archeville:

It might feature such thought-stretching concepts as time travel and warp drives, but reading science fiction actually makes you read more “stupidly”, according to new research.

In a paper published in the journal Scientific Study of Literature,
Washington and Lee University professors Chris Gavaler and Dan Johnson
set out to measure how identifying a text as science fiction makes
readers automatically assume it is less worthwhile, in a literary sense,
and thus devote less effort to reading it.  They were prompted to do
their experiment by a 2013 study which found that literary fiction made readers more empathetic than genre fiction.

Their study, detailed in the paper “The Genre Effect,” saw the
academics work with around 150 participants who were given a text of
1,000 words to read.  In each version of the text,
a character enters a public eating area and interacts with the people
there, after his negative opinion of the community has been made public. 
In the “literary” version of the text, the character enters a diner
after his letter to the editor has been published in the town newspaper. 
In the science fiction version, he enters a galley in a space station
inhabited by aliens and androids as well as humans.

After they read the text, participants were asked how much they
agreed with statements such as “I felt like I could put myself in the
shoes of the character in the story”, and how much effort they spent
trying to work out what characters were feeling.

Gavaler and Johnson write that the texts are identical apart from
“setting-creating” words such as “door” and “airlock”: they say this
should have meant that readers were equally good at inferring the
feelings of characters, an ability known as theory of mind.

This was not the case.  “Converting the text’s world to science
fiction dramatically reduced perceptions of literary quality, despite
the fact participants were reading the same story in terms of plot and
character relationships,” they write.  “In comparison to narrative
realism readers, science fiction readers reported lower transportation,
experience taking, and empathy.  Science fiction readers also reported
exerting greater effort to understand the world of the story, but less
effort to understand the minds of the characters.  Science fiction readers scored lower in comprehension, generally, and in the subcategories of theory of mind, world, and plot.”

Readers of the science fiction story “appear to have expected an
overall simpler story to comprehend, an expectation that overrode the
actual qualities of the story itself”, so “the science fiction setting
triggered poorer overall reading”.

The science fiction setting “appears to predispose readers to a less
effortful and comprehending mode of reading – or what we might term
non-literary reading – regardless of the actual intrinsic difficulty of
the text”, they write.

Gavaler said he was moved to undertake the study after being
irritated by the 2013 empathy research.  Carried out by psychologists
David Comer Kidd and Emanuele Castano, it gave participants extracts of
texts by writers such as Danielle Steel or Gillian Flynn, identifying
these as “genre” fiction, or extracts of more “literary” works, then
analysing how accurately readers could identify emotions in others.  The
literary readers, they found, were better at doing this.

Gavaler said: “I think their study has so many problems.  I also teach
creative writing and contemporary fiction with a particular interest in
hybrid ‘literary genre’ works, so I was especially annoyed by how their
category divisions weren’t accurate.  For example, my short story “Is” was
published in the literary journal New England Review and then later in
the genre anthology Best American Fantasy.”

The academic, who is also the author of a guide to superhero comics,
said that he and Johnson were “surprised by how sharp the results were”
on genre in their own study, which only alters words and phrases in the
texts to produce their different settings.

“While this wouldn’t be true of all readers, for those who are biased
against SF, thinking of it as an inferior genre of fiction, they assume
the story will be less worthwhile, one that doesn’t require or reward
careful reading, and so they read less attentively.  This then lowers
their scores on objective comprehension tests because they miss so much. 
Interestingly, they don’t even realise it, because they still report
that the story required less effort to understand.  It’s a
self-fulfilling bias – except we can now show objectively that the
weakness is with the reader, not the story itself,” said Gavaler.

“So when readers who are biased against SF read the word ‘airlock’,
their negative assumptions kick in – ‘Oh, it’s that kind of story’ – and
they begin reading poorly.  So, no, SF doesn’t really make you stupid. 
It’s more that if you’re stupid enough to be biased against SF you will
read SF stupidly.”

Gavaler said that in the future, he would like to test readers’
responses to longer texts and to other genres, exploring whether “genre
markers” such as a cowboy hat or a sorcerer’s wand would have similar
effects on readers.  He was not, he added, tempted to move away from
genre in his own writing.  “The study makes me want to blend genres even
more.  I’m working on a short story that could be categorised as a
literary science fiction horror western.  I have a novel manuscript
that’s a literary YA supernatural thriller.  Another is a literary
mystery about superhero comics.  The possibilities are exciting and
endless,” he said.

“I was paradoxically pleased by the results … In an ideal world,
there would be no bias.  But if it exists, and it does, it’s useful to
expose it.”

Science fiction author Jon Courtenay Grimwood said that “the problem
is a very basic one – people give an art form the care and attention
they think it deserves.  (Or perhaps have been told it deserves.)  You get
out of a book what you bring to it.  Well, most books.”

So the issue isn’t the genre (i.e., science fiction) itself, but with the misconception that certain genres are a “lesser” form of literature and thus folks are more likely to skim over it rather than actually read the work in question.

Science fiction triggers ‘poorer reading’, study finds

because apparently this needs to be said AGAIN

vampireapologist:

marzipanandminutiae:

in the most general aesthetic terms possible

1600s: most witch-hunts ended in this century. no witches were burned in North America; they were hanged or in one case pressed to death

1700s: the American Revolution. Marie Antoinette. the French Revolution. the crazy King George. most pirate movies

1800-1830: Jane Austen! Pride and Prejudice! those dresses where the waist is right under one’s boobs and men have a crapton of facial hair inside high collars

1830-1900: Victorian. Les Miserables is at the beginning, the Civil War is in the middle, and Dracula is at the end

1900-1920: Edwardian. Titanic, World War I, the Samantha books from American Girl, Art Nouveau

1920s: Great Gatsby. Jazz Age. Flappers and all that. most people get this right but IT IS NOT VICTORIAN. STUFF FROM THIS ERA IS NOT VICTORIAN. DO NOT CALL IT VICTORIAN OR LIST IT ON EBAY AS VICTORIAN. THAT HAPPENS SURPRISINGLY OFTEN GIVEN HOW STAGGERING THE VISUAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ERAS IS. also not 100 years ago yet, glamour.com “100 years of X” videos. you’re lazy, glamour.com. you’re lazy and I demand my late Edwardian styles

I just saw people referencing witch burning and Marie Antoinette on a post about something happening in 1878. 1878. when there were like trains and flush toilets and early plastic and stuff. if you guys learn nothing else about history, you should at least have vague mental images for each era

“Les Miserables is at the beginning, the Civil War is in the middle, and Dracula is at the end” sounds like the longest weirdest worst movie I’d pay to see in theatres five times.