Itâs been awhile since Iâve talked about these, but itâs pawpaw season!
This is the fruit of a pawpaw tree – Asimina triloba – a wonderful fruit tree native to the eastern US / Appalachia. Many people have never heard of it, let alone tried it, because the fruits donât last and they donât ship worth a damn. They get bruised SUPER easily. Itâs kind of like an illicit substance, people get the fruits, because they know someone, who knows of a place to get harvest them.
These came from an old employee of the plant nursery, who gave them to a still-current coworker, who shared them with everyone. In the second picture, I chomped into the fruit so you could see what it looks like inside before I devoured it.
Pawpaws taste like a cross between a mango and a banana. Thereâs a smoky aftertaste. Itâs a complex flavor.
The trees can be tricky to grow, and thereâs a huge difference from seedling to seedling, tree to tree. They are full of seeds, which I saved for V. I took the second one home to V, who shared it with some family friends whoâd never tried it either.Â
We figured out pretty quickly how to germinate these from seed, at around a 90% success rate (one year we had a 100% success rate) – which is kind of unheard of. However, our plants struggled horribly as we experimented with where theyâd be happiest. I told V they were naturally found near rivers and sure enough, our most successful plants are down by the river. They want a shallow water table. Now that weâve figured out the germinating and what they actually want once theyâre germinated, I expect weâll have quite a few more trees in the future.
Word is that some of the farmers in neighboring counties are catching onto the pawpaw demand, and are starting to plant it too.Â
Technically, the fruit produces a neurotoxin, though not really in quantities thought to hurt anyone. There are breeding programs to try to breed that out though.
For the Siege Of Too Many Frames, I was there. I crawled through the webrings of new pages long neglected, of text made unreadable by too busy backgrounds. Lost in a Roman wilderness of Geocities fansites. When FF.net turned itself into Bring Back The Porn, I walked with the masses to Livejournal, watched MySpace flame and burn to ashes.
BBSes & whether they had Usenet feeds, 300 vs 1200 vs 2400 bps modems, tape drives, computers that ran on floppies alone, downloading one tiny file for 24 hours, having to know BASIC to work your computer, holy crap itâs weird that any computer at all can seem old-fashioned.
Yanks claim that knife crime will just replace gun crime if guns are banned, but then mock the UK for trying to restrict knives as well. When will they admit they just have a dangerous obsession with weapons?
I think youâre missing the point. If you heavily restrict guns and people just move to knives, as they have in London, what do you think happens when you heavily restrict knives? You can infringe on peoples freedoms as much as youâd like but it wont make them any less violent.
If you donât see the problem with making it harder for people to get a basic kitchen utensil because it could be used to hurt others I donât know what to tell you. Whatâs next? Hammers? Baseball bats? Motor vehicles? Mag lights? Razors? Pointy sticks? Rocks? The list could go on forever. You could coat everything the the whole of the UK in Nerf foam and people would still beat each other to to death with their bear hands. Maybe itâs better to address what motivates people to act violently rather than banning any and every potential tool they could use to enact that violence?
The way our laws work not only are there prohibited weapons, but anything that could be used as a weapon becomes illegal if they can show you have it for that purpose.
>Judge Madge has already proposed grinding down the sharp point of knives, and now believes a tax would help combat the stabbing epidemic he dubbed a âpublic health emergencyâ.Â
> (âŚ) Judge Madge said eight or 10-inch knives with a pointed blade â which a butcher, fishmonger, or chef may occasionally but ârarelyâ use â are the weapons that can cause the most damage. He added: âWhy canât all those with any role â manufacturers, shops, police, local authorities, the Government â act together to reduce the sale of long pointed knives and provide an alternative of knives with rounded ends?Â
ItâsâŚitâs actually worse than the headline.
Keep in mind, you already have to be 18 to buy a knife in the UK.
Even butter knives because they are a kind of knife
London man, having his arm hacked off with a meat cleaver: wow Iâm sure glad itâs not a pointy knife
Gang members know there are advantages in using acid to hurt someone rather than a knife because “the charges are more serious if you are caught with a knife and the tariff for prison sentences are much higher”.
Dr Harding added that “acid is likely to attract a ‘GBH with intent’ charge while using a knife is more likely to lead to the attacker being charged with attempted murder”
(And no, further restricting access to common cleaning products seems unlikely to address any of the root problems here, any more than placing age restrictions on scissors and paring knives has done so far.)
With one reblog from earlier getting more notes, I couldn’t help but think about how I still keep getting surprised at some pretty big differences in perspective.
Also reminded again of this one guy I knew when I was in high school and college, and really hoping things have gotten easier there.
Buck was personally a pretty committed vegetarian–and also hunting buddies with a friend’s partner. While he was living mostly off potatoes, peanut butter, and whatever he could grow? He was also hunting and fishing (besides doing most of the gardening) for his family, with both his parents the “broken down by shitty jobs” kind of disabled by that point.
Not always hunting in season, either, BTW. Partly because they were some of the only people I knew without electricity a lot of the time. So, they couldn’t easily just freeze his limit of deer for the rest of the year like most other people relying heavily on hunting.
They were struggling about the hardest of anybody I’ve known, and that’s saying something. Hopefully at least one of his parents eventually got approved for disability benefits, but they were pretty much stuck in limbo at that point. I don’t remember if Buck was the only or just the oldest kid, but he was pretty much keeping the family going in his late teens/early 20s. Not at all a good situation, but he stepped up to a point that nobody should have ever needed to.
Anyway, I had to think about that again. And also some of the likely reactions from people who just have no frame of reference to get basically any of it.
Back around to the multiple kinds of segregation in the US encouraging that. Plus, of course, widgets.
them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT
biologist:
Like literally the only reason we didnât go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink.Â
 (Like weâre so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went âthey look soft! Friend????â)
(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)
humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if theyâll let us pet them?
wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if theyâll pet us?
Humans: Collecting grain in any one area causes pests to follow soon after, and weâre not good enough at hunting them to save our grain. Thereâs no way this agriculture is sustainable!
Cats: We can take care of that.
Humans: At what price?
Cats: âŚpet us.
âfittestâ just means âbest at filling the particular niche that is helping people survive right now in your particular areaâ and it is SUPER WEIRD to me that somehow this gets interpreted as âbeing a selfish jackassâ when cooperation is generally about 1000% more effective in any situation that doesnât involve tight spaces
I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot âpromote criminal activitiesâ and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, Iâd like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work
this is my son, rob
Bank teller: in order to confirm [beaurocratic bullshit] we need to know your full legal name.
Thereâs this guy that sits in front of me who you would think is a conservative redneck bc his entire aesthetic is southern lumberjack w boots and denim and hats but heâs actually one of the most inclusive and anti trump guy Iâve ever met and today he wore this hat that sums up his entire personality and Iâm screaming.
Donât judge a book by its cover; make cornbread, not war.
Hey, this is the motto of the Southern Foodways Alliance, and among other things, they have an AMAZING podcast called Gravy, which âshares stories of the changing American South through the foods we eatâ.
You like this hat. Listen to that podcast. Youâll be happy.
Y’all need to stop being surprised by the radicalism in The South. The idea that Southerners are inherently more backwards is steeped in classism and ableism and erases all the awesome work marginalized folks are doing out there
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