You know that feeling when you really need to clean your flat, but you’re just not in the Mood™, so you’re sitting their in the shambles of what used to be a nice home, wondering what happened to your life. Like, where did you go wrong, there’s an empty bottle of coke on the floor and you have a washing machine, pick up those dirty socks, like.
i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done
and i was going to make a joke about how the illinois candle just smells like cornfields and wheat fields but then i too checked and it literally does
me: what does the maine one smell like… snow? lighthouses?
website: fresh Maine blueberries,
me, looking down at my clothes stained beyond recognition from hours spent blueberry raking: *whispers* of course……
sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal
I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die
Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube
he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH
Jun’s Kitchen
this video was literally fire.i bet the cats have a fave dish to watch
It’s the guy from the knife video!!!!
One I forgot to post earlier.
I have no idea who this artist might be related to or friends with, but all the local parks seem to have these unfortunate log dildos. Usually of more abstract design and in groups, so maybe poor Harold here is just very lonely.
Kind of hoping they’re all from the same artist, tbh. I had somehow missed this one before, but it is at least useful as a gym.
I still don’t understand people who think it’s perfectly acceptable to outright torture “unpleasant” animals. I’m not saying you can’t smack mosquitoes, but pulling their wings off alive, going out of your way to make sure they die slowly, is creepy and horrible to do no matter what. They aren’t bloodsucking parasites specifically to spite you, they aren’t being cruel or mean. Any animal deserves at least a quick death if it has to die, and you can’t say “that’s just a bug” because I’ve definitely seen almost everybody come together with rage over cruelty towards butterflies or ladybugs..
People show the same attitude towards reptiles, rodents, anything they don’t like, as if an animal being dangerous or inconvenient is an actual act of “evil” on that animal’s part and they have to suffer some kind of karmic punishment for …….the way they evolved I guess?
I’ve even heard of people getting stung by a jellyfish and going out of their way to leave it in the sun to dry up and die. We don’t know what if anything jellyfish can “feel” but that doesn’t make an act like that any less twisted. That overall senseless, spiteful obsession with vengeance is just creepy as shit.
I am deeply uncomfortable with anyone who does this kind of vengeance cruelty under the banner of ‘it’s just a __’. Just the pure intent and anger shown through such cruel action will make me immediately, deeply not trust a person.
I remember hearing people i met talk about drowning pest animals in their yards or torturing insects and idc if they can feel pain or not, it’s so cruel that I can’t even imagine being that compassionless and vindictive. I’ve never been able to put it into words before but that’s what it is, an immediate and deep lack of trust.
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