Look at this curly cutie
Breed:
Selkirk Rex
Day: June 10, 2017
Man…
Now I’m reminded of how much of college life revolved around getting food.
Idk why people joke about it? “Lol just tell them you’re serving free pizza and they’ll come to anything!”
Cuz we were fucking HUNGRY?!
If you live in the dorms, which MOST have to for the first year at least, you have ZERO means of cooking your own food. And if you don’t have a mini fridge? You’re shit out of luck.
Weekends were Food Panic Mode. Caf hours are restricted, you might have used up your allotted number of meals that week…
So much of how we interacted with each other (at least for the Black kids) was constantly figuring out how we could get food.
Knowing who was working as “swiper” at which caf and when, cuz we could swipe cards upside down or just ignore the “out of meals” message if a manager wasn’t around.
Pooling together cash for pizza.
Fighting the constant fear of getting caught with the absolute NECESSITY of smuggling food from the caf.
Food dominated a LOT of people’s thinking space.
The student-athletes were sometimes our saviors when it came to free food.
The Subway at the student union was staffed by Black ppl and they just stopped charging Black students. They’d pretend to run your card, but you knew they would get you food for free whenever they could.
After a couple years, that subway got an all-new nonblack staff. Those older Black folks working minimum wage lost their jobs for us. If I had a way to thank them I would, but not knowing/speaking to each other was essential to keep the white kids from being suspicious. Shit, those free subs kept me from losing my shit so many times.
They saved lives and I can’t thank them.
College in the US is FUCKED UP!
Don’t Talk To Me Before My Coffee art print ($4.00)
It should not need to be said that “coffee time” is a sacred time to be disturbed only by the rustling of newspapers, magazines, or the occasional tap tap tap of fingers on phone screens. Words have no dominion here, are not needed, and are in fact quite unwelcome.
First time interrupters of coffee time should be reminded of the rules by pointing to this art print. Repeat offenders should be pointed to the door
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.
FUN FACT
Omfg
That’s just blatantly untrue. While cats have been known to eat human corpses, it’s generally only when they’re starving and have no other food source.
Seriously, quit demonizing cats.Nose touches (as you see here) are a cats way of saying hello. It’s a friendly greeting. It’s NOT checking for breath.
Laying on a human (as you see here) is literally cat cuddling. Thats it.
We have literal records of cats going out of their way to save the lives of children from various dangers, from fires, to dog attacks, to choking to death. Its very easy to look up.
The only cases of cats eating their humans, have always been when their human died and it has been several days without the body being found. Amazingly this tends to line up with the cat not being fed and therefore STARVING.
It’s also a common thing among most pet animals too? Like sorry, your dog will do it too. Hell, ever heard of the the Donner Party? Humans aren’t exempt. When faced with survival, you try and survive.
STOP DEMONIZING CATS FOR BEING ANIMALS.
(And I mean, all it takes is a quick google search to figure this out, but no lets spread misinformation about innocent animals?)
If you actually truly believe cats are out to get you, and are cold and not affectionate, or whatever else people use to justify demonizing cats… You need to actually look up cat behavior. Your cat who ‘ignores’ you? More often than not is just respecting your space. Your cat who lashes out? Probably not feeling safe in their environment. Your cat brings you gross things? Trying to look after you.
Cats aren’t dogs. They have a set way of communication, and while they can learn dofferent expressions of affection, it will always be less evident than with dogs (who are particularily malleable to human behavior.) This doesn’t mean they are any less loving or capable of bonds.
All it takes is a quick google search to figure out why your cat does what they do. And literally, no cat intrinsically wants to eat babies.
are you kidding me, cats are super protective of small children. they’ve been known to attack dogs, snakes, alligators and grown-ass men if they thought a child was in danger. a stray cat in russia saved an abandoned baby from hypothermia by cuddling him, alerted people to his presence and tried following the freaking ambulance that took him to the hospital. they are very sweet and patient with babies and there are tons of adorable videos out there to prove it.
The Media: flexible people are Sexy 😉
Actual hypermobile people: check out this gross thing I can do with my arm
Normal people unfortunately anywhere in the vicinity of the aforementioned hypermobile people: I will pay you $10 to stop doing that thing with your arm immediately
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
Fuck
Always reblog France is Bacon.
Everyone has the date of their death tattooed on their arm at birth, however yours just says “TOMORROW” and has said that all your life.
The confusion and anxiety started when I was first born; my parents were both in tears, and all of the doctors offered their condolences.
The next day, I was alive and well, much to the confusion of everyone involved. Maybe it was a mistake? Or I would die the next day instead.
But I kept living.
My parents taught me to hide it, to lie about it. I always covered the tattoo up with long sleeves or ‘bandages’ during the summer. My mother had panic attacks regularly and rarely slept. My father insisted on always knowing where I was going, and constantly checked up on me. I was never left alone.
Eventually, when I was old enough to understand what the tattoo meant, and what death was, the anxiety hit me too. I was constantly worried, sometimes staring at the words late at night when I was alone in bed. It didn’t make any sense to me. It didn’t make sense to anyone. But my family and I had come to the agreement that under no circumstances was anyone to find out what the word on my arm really was.
Throughout the years of my life, the anxiety would come and go – why would I die now? But moments of fear still passed through me whenever I got into a car, or a friend dared me to go on a roller coaster. Some people called me a coward. I wasn’t a coward – I was confused. I was just trying to live.
A part of me knew I should be grateful, grateful for living so long for no justified reason. But I was too confused to care.
That is, until one day in my philosophy class, when we started discussing famous phrases and the meanings behind them. Class was normal – a little dull, a little quiet, but interesting enough.
Phrases entered and exited the discussion, and I occasionally listened to the discussion. About ten minutes before we were suppose to leave, the professor asked for one last phrase. A girl behind me raised her hand.
“Yes? What’s your phrase?”
“My phrase is ‘tomorrow never comes.’”
Those words hit me, consumed me, making me struggle to breath. Class went on as normal as I sat there, making sense of the words. How had I never heard that phrase before? I suppose my parents protected me from it. But how? It seems like a simple phrase that could be thrown around without anyone making much out of it. But then again, I suppose there’s really not many opportunities to use it.
Tomorrow never comes.
Tomorrow never comes.
Tomorrow never comes.
What did that mean for me?
I sat through the rest of my classes, thinking and barely acknowledging my lessons, eventually reaching the end of the school day. I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and went to text my dad the news. The statement. But as I typed the words, the realization hit me.Everyone else had dates written on their arm. Dates like “September 17, 2068.” Or “August 23, 2100.” But tomorrow isn’t a date. Tomorrow isn’t a date.
“Tomorrow never comes.”
I’m immortal.
My coworkers on Monday morning: “Did you do anything fun this weekend?”
Me: “I lost myself, found myself, and stumbled on transcendence while digging dog hair detritus out of my carpets with this cool rubber thing I got on Amazon.”
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