Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my god
NOOOOOOO
they all gasped like OHHH
IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE
Having a bad day? push play, and within six seconds all you will feel is tears of laughter streaming down your face and the stomach cramps of laughing too hard.
This is one of the finest things ever captured on film.
successfully profiled and found a lost cat thanks to a criminal minds binge someone tell the FBI to hire me
My roommate came to get me because the cat was missing. I paused the show and went outside and I was all walking around the crime scene like okay the kitchen window is open and there is no screen so he must have jumped out here and ran off and they were like “so he’s gone???”
And I was like “we’ll pretend I’m a cat. There are two ways to go, towards the street and the lights or into the dark. A cat would choose the quieter dark spot” so I went into the dark and there like ur never gonna find him but I said LISTEN Spike was an outside cat before we moved and he’s been trapped inside so I bet he ran to the most bushy and grassy area. They said I was full of shit but u know what I found in the bushes? The fucking cat bitch I’m FBI material.
53-year-old Deborah Pearl, a mother of three, was shot by 29-year-old Matthew Ryan Desha after his jeep hit her own vehicle.
Black women went out of the car to assess the situation and saw a white man with 5.56-millimeter high-powered assault rifle. She put her hands in the air in attempt to save her life from the armed stranger, but it didn’t matter. Witnesses told that they heard at least 12 shots.
The media tries to shield Desha saying that he’s marine and suffered from PTSD. But, hey guys, check this out! He’s not more than a criminal and hater!
I do not accept excuses for the hate crimes.
#StayWoke
So, like, when we gonna regulate gun laws again? Why is a marine with PTSD allowed to just casually own a semi automatic weapon in the first place? This is bullshit.
I have ptsd and own .
This was premeditated murder .
He has a history of hate violence and has been arrested for illegal ownership before . Of course because he’s white he gets the slap on the wrist .
He knew exactly what he was doing they are just pulling the white victim shit they usually do .
I’m sure they already cleared his social media page up and all .
He was check hunting . Don’t be fooled by old media tactics . Everyone who owns a weapon knows it takes time to think about what the hell youre going to do when you draw your weapon before you do it .
You gotta pick it up , exit your car and flip your shit off safety .
Ars have 3 clicks on the lever depending on build .
Safe , fire and semi .
You have to stick the buttstock in your arm pit , focus on target and aim .
He had time to think about what he was doing .
This was premeditated murder .
If you take a basic concealed carry course they tell you when you do shit like this it’s murder and you’re going to jail .
Her death after he rammed his truck in her car was intended.
12 shots was never an accident or a form of warning .
The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident
OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”
And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder
Please if you can spare a dollar or two my roommate has PayPal at chloeflinders@gmail.com
I’ll keep.updates and post a vets bill as soon as it comes available
Okay so from what we know it’s more than likely asthma which can be treated. Apparently it was essentially activated because our apartment was just fully renovated and so it’s still fairly dusty. We’re going to need to buy medicine and steroids for her and potentially a pump to give her puffs of medication which alone is 150$+ but it might be avoidable
Here’s our vet bill from tonight. We now can’t buy pet food or groceries for this month. We got lucky and didn’t have to go the more expensive route as she reacted fine to the medication but we still had to pay this tonight.
please even just reblog this if you can! we need to somehow replace the money we spent by the end of the month
we now have 132 out of 447! thank you all so much for your support!
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