codeman38:

Some never-before-seen video game titles discovered by a word-segment-based neural network trained on a massive list of video games compiled from various gaming databases, some of which include system info and company credits:

• Magic Ballers: CloudJam
• Minegement
• Junk Doge Go 3
• Thunder Woods PGA Tour Football (?, ?) (MSX2)
• The Lord of the War of the Purious (1996, T.C. Interactive) (Mega Drive / Genesis)
• The Game Before Adventure
• Block the Hedgehog (Majo-Two vs. Lager) (2003, Square Enix) (PS2)
• Top Goose (1992, author) (MS-DOS)
• Big Internet Linration (1998, Gremlin Graphics) (PS1)
• Dungeons & Dragons: Sports Pack: Game of the Moon
• The Last Metal: The Hidden Severdesion (?, ?) (Amstrad CPC)
• Dungeondula III: The Star Game
• Nancy Drew: The Witching Fighters (2008, Caveis) (Windows)
• Tony Hawk’s Creed: Volume 1 – Episode One – The Escape from the World Series: Chaosship (?, ?) (Archimedes)
• Les Sotato: The Vampire Game
• Bone Race (Back It!) (1987, U.S. Gold) (C64)
• Clock Busters: The Return of Destiny (1988, author) (MS-DOS)
• Game of the Dead: The Search for the Reign of Death
• The Frog Diary: University of the Rings
• Medal of Honor: War Hunter (2007, Infogrames) (Wii)
• Little Cat: The Adventure of the Fast (The Last Stands: Fujouto: A la Carrot Boxing) (2005, Majesco) (GBA)
• The Berenstain-Putt in Space War: Winter Crisis (Lequa’s Stone) (1992, Newsfield Publications) (C64)
• NHL Football 2005 Advance + Madden Evil & Chell (2008, F. Games) (iOS)
• Ant Tennis 3D 4: The Sersharity
• The Lost Player (D42) (2015, author) (Linux/Unix)

I particularly get a kick out of Thunder Woods PGA Tour Football, NHL Football 2005 Advance and The Berenstain-Putt. It’s like the neural network kind of gets that certain words tend to cluster in sports games and edutainment titles, respectively, but doesn’t quite realize that they don’t tend to appear in the same title.

There’s at least one genuinely good name in this output as well: Minegement would be the perfect title for a simulation game where you supervise a team of miners.

And finally, Les Sotato: The Vampire Game obviously has to be some kind of prequel or sequel to Cacklevania: Ninja Frite.