fangirl-overload13:

ketchupcapacity:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

hooligan-nova:

nflstreet:

Shakira Law

Do we start with:

1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings

2. “Shakira Law”

3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.

4. “Free Islamic Donut”

5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.

One donut to fool them all 

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

I can’t stop laughing at this

kontextmaschine:

there’s this image, this experience that comes to mind more and more these days

I grew up in Pennsylvania. The Appalachians are old. They were worn out long ago, the rich soil washed out to sea (to make decent fishing tho!). A few waterfalls where the bedrock stone changes, for pre-steam industry.

No glaciers cutting cliffs like in upstate NY, but a river or even creek could wear a deep, gentle gouge. So we didn’t so much have rock or mountain climbing as hill scrambling.

I’m not saying I did this often, but it would happen often enough you developed skills, in the dirt parts you’d pull yourself up by trunks and roots, even a decent tuft of grass worked as a sacrificial boost

but the image that sticks with me is this: on a rocky scree slope, or a sandy creek bank that was too loose to scramble up intact, what you’d do is you thrust your hands under the surface, with your fingers spread wide like a snowshoe, and get enough draw off that

I dunno what I’m supposed to get from that but there it is

enrique262:

aveanexalea:

How to take care of a cat stuck in a tree the russian way.

I’m 85% sure the subtitles are accurate.

The chaos, the gross negligence, the completely unnecessary destruction of property, the massive do-not-give-a-fuck attitude, and yet it all paid off somehow, I have never seen something so Russian in my entire life!

agentsnark:

thebibliosphere:

madam-geek:

thebibliosphere:

Me: hey put these on. It’s for research I need to know how much they get in the way of kissing and other interactions of an intimate nature.

My long suffering husband who married my paranormal monster loving ass, as he inserts a pair of vampire fangs: *sigh*

I love that you research this

Well if you’re gonna write paranormal monster romance fiction, you might as well do it right.

Were they the individual teeth or the cheap plastic glow in the dark ones?