“Für das Fotoshooting brauchen wir aber noch eine coole Location.”
“Nee, geht nicht. Ich habe nur noch einen Euro.”
“Für ´nen Euro kriegen wir schon was.”
(“But we still need a cool location for the photo shoot.”
“Nah, that won’t work. I only have one euro.”
“We’ll get something for a euro.”)
Did CNN just endorse child labor? 🤔
late stage capitalism
You say “child labor” I say “young entrepreneur”.
I can’t wait until my child is sifting through trash like any successful businessman.
Pause. Look down.
i was called out for not supplying content of my spicy boy to the public, so here he is
the man the legend it’s Hotwing
if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the
my friend got accused of making up a funny dream she had. someone said “no one has dreams this interesting”
like. imagine being so boring and annoying that you even think people having funny DREAMS are lying.
I get this on basically every dream log I’ve ever shared to Tumblr.
“You made this up!” Yeah, I did. In my head. While I was sleeping. That is the literal definition of a dream.
“Reagan Is Killing Me,” Gay and Lesbian Freedom Day, San Francisco, California, June 28, 1987. Photo by Saul Bromberger & Sandra Hoover. The first cases of AIDS in the United States were reported in 1981; President Ronald Reagan gave his first address on the subject on May 31, 1987, weeks before Pride celebrations took place across the country. By the end of 1987, over 40,000 people in the United States were dead from HIV/AIDS-related illness. #knowyourhistory (at Market Street San Fancisco)
“Alex they’re mushrooms” is the new “Harold they’re lesbians”
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