drethelin:

chlmera:

cancerously:

I feel like with the new ~fandom drama~ or whatever going around, I should re-introduce my favorite theory of fandom, which I call the 1% Theory.

Basically, the 1% Theory dictates that in every fandom, on average, 1% of the fans will be a pure, unsalvageable tire fire. We’re talking the people who do physical harm over their fandom, who start riots, cannot be talked down. The sort of things public news stories are made of. We’re not talking necessarily bad fans here- we’re talking people who take this thing so seriously they are willing to start a goddamn fist fight over nothing. The worst of the worst.

The reason I bring this up is because the 1% Theory ties into an important visual of fandom knowledge- that bigger fandoms are always perceived as “worse”, and at a certain point, a fandom always gets big enough to “go bad”. Let me explain.

Say you have a small fandom, like 500 people- the 1% Theory says that out of those 500, only 5 of them will be absolute nutjobs. This is incredibly manageable- it’s five people. The fandom and world at large can easily shut them out, block them, ignore their ramblings. The fandom is a “nice place”.

Now say you have a medium sized fandom- say 100,000 people. Suddenly, the 1% Theory ups your level of calamity to a whopping 1000 people. That’s a lot. That’s a lot for anyone to manage. It is, by nature of fandom, impossible to “manage” because no one owns fan spaces. People start to get nervous. There’s still so much good, but oof, 1000 people.

Now say you have a truly massive fandom- I use Homestuck here because I know the figures. At it’s peak, Homestuck had approximately FIVE MILLION active fans around the globe.

By the 1% Theory, that’s 50,000 people. Fifty THOUSAND starting riots, blackmailing creators, contributing to the worst of the worst of things.

There’s a couple of important points to take away here, in my opinion.

1) The 1% will always be the loudest, because people are always looking for new drama to follow.

2) Ultimately, it is 1%. It is only 1%. I can’t promise the other 99% are perfect, loving angels, but the “terrible fandom” is still only 1% complete utter garbage.

3) No fandom should ever be judged by their 1%. Big fandoms always look worse, small fandoms always look better. It’s not a good metric.

So remember, if you’re ever feeling disheartened by your fandom’s activity- it’s just 1%, people. Do your part not to be a part of it.

this is great!

This applies to a lot of things actually, like mass shootings, political extremism, and sexual assault. 

thebibliosphere:

crowdiamagio:

thebibliosphere:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I’ve been making sentences out of predictive text only. It’s come up with these gems:

“I JUST WISH THERE WERE A WAY TO GET MORE COINS AND THEN I COULD MAKE A BETTER LIFE FOR MY FROGS.”

“You are not going to make me feel happy and I don’t want to see you again.”

“I want to be a happy boy but my uncle is a very intimidating person and he sees me as a human and I don’t want him to know that I am not going to be a god or something.”

“I’m so glad that you are here to make me feel like I am a great grandmother.”

“My heart broke into a werewolf and a vampire and a frog boy who was never told that he was a gay man and the emperor and the holy queen of sass.”

“God is a lesbian and she has no plans for the next few days.”

“Female robots have never been more aggressive than they are this year and I think they’re the best thing to happen to me.”

“The emperor of the pines is the only man going to my birthday party and he is going to come to my room to help me out with my friends.”

Oh shit… we’re gonna fuck the Emperor of the Pines this weekend, guys!

“Giant frog attempts to eat my daughter for dinner and I ended up having to eat a whole tub of chocolate cake for her birthday.”

“I’m not sure what you think of my twitter account but I’m not sorry.”

“I think I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea of having an actual relationship with the emperor of the pines.”

I’d join in but I have work files on my phone so it’s all just porn.

So, essentially, your phone in terms of text suggestion, nearly identical to your average dude bro fifteen year old white highschooler? 

I find that somehow… ironic 

Excuse you, my phone generates only the highest quality of consenting and respectable filth between adults.