rubyvroom:

rubyvroom:

rubyvroom:

I kind of wish there was a version of MST3K for these awful made-for-TV Christmas movies. They are so hypnotically bad. Maybe instead of a satellite it’s a post-apocalyptic bunker and the only remnants of civilization are things like Firehouse Christmas and the bunker residents watching in horror saying if that’s what society was like, good riddance…

On further reflection I really do want this to be a real show and I want it to be hosted by Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher from a bunker in their backyard toasting the fall of civilization through viewings of Christmas In Vermont.

I still want this and especially 

#michelle forbes as a mad scientist torturing our apocalyptic marrieds with visions of compulsory heterosexuality #which they combat with endless puns and snark #call it nuclear christmas theater 3000