brainstatic:

Back in the Before Times, the president’s daughter being involved in an international money laundering scheme for organized crime would be the only thing in the news for a year, instead of a 12-hour side story.

brainstatic:

In the past week we learned that Malia Obama is so rad she can blow smoke rings and Ivanka Trump sells condos that are actually money laundering fronts for Panamanian drug traffickers, and only one of these makes Republicans mad.

mostlycatsmostly:

Domino (submitted by @99kittensouls )

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prokopetz:

Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.

Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.

Rasputin in song: Russia’s greatest love machine

fruitsgarden:

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

thalassarche:

Short-eared Owl (Asio flammeus) – photo by

Sindri Skúlason

Source: thalassarche

Help a trans women keep her hormones?!

vvaite:

Hi I’m Rebecca! I need to go to Chicago to get my blood tested so I can get my hrt prescription refilled! The gas for the trip will cost me $20 and the ridiculously expensive parking costed $20 last time, and maybe $8 to eat. Please help !! I have a PayPal too at PayPal.me/vvaite

cimerie:

this is a stalagmite from hell

Source: switchbladesounds

Unemployed man who had been sleeping in a recycling bin caused £3,000 worth of damage to Jobcentre Plus

noislandofdreams:

Brooker said he was summoned to the Jobcentre Plus on The Conge on August 30, shortly after he had secured a new room in the town.

“They wanted proof of tenancy and a sickness certificate, which I provided to them,” Mr Brooker said.

“But when I got there, they said they wanted another back-dated certificate, which takes two days to get.

“Because of that, they said I would need to make another appointment [next month] and they were not going to pay me.”

Brooker, who had been sleeping in a recycling bin prior to finding new accommodation, said he left the centre with not even enough money for food.

The following morning, at around 3am, he said he “snapped” as he walked past the premises.

“I was walking back from my friend’s house, and I was hungry and weak,” he said.

“I then fell over, smashed my phone and that just set me off.

“I thought ‘if they are going to mess with me, I am going to mess with them’.”

Unemployed man who had been sleeping in a recycling bin caused £3,000 worth of damage to Jobcentre Plus

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mockwa:

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