I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.
So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.
To reiterate.
This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.
things are getting desperate for me again and I need help!
since june 22nd 2018, the DWP has refused me my benefit, and now I have to go to court to contest them cutting me off, but I’ve been waiting months for my date, with barely enough to get by. constantly.
I’m an incurably disabled dyke, as in there is no treatment on earth that will get rid of my agonising joint pain and constant fear of dislocations due to my ehlers danlos syndrome. I’m bipolar. I have generalised anxiety disorder. I have 178 pages – yes, you read that right – of medical evidence, and it still isn’t enough in their eyes, hence going to court.
I have a lot of bills to pay. My phone, my travel, toiletries, sanitary supplies, food, new cheap sneakers because the ones I have right now are worn down to the point it causes me more pain, and I’m in them 8 hours a day. it all adds up, and I am on the bare bones of my ass right now.
That combined with how my incredibly abusive family refuse to help is turning my suicidal ideation all the way to 11. I’m fucking desperate right now.
My PayPal is tinykestrel@gmail.com – every little helps. Please spread this if you can’t donate.
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