Guys, I. Guys. I’ve been meaning to post something about this for a while, but…
So, I have some kind of old, weird music on my computer. One of the things on there is a freaking… Disney album, from around 2000. (Pay attention to that date, it’s important.) It consists of four tracks, by far the longest being the song that was played during a particular parade in Disneyworld back then. I in fact did go to Disneyworld with my parents when I was 4, in 2000, and I guess we decided we liked that parade enough to buy a CD of it????
And… it’s cheesy as hell. It’s the cheesiest damn song I’ve ever heard.
And it would never, never, ever be made and promoted today. Especially not in a mainstream Disney parade.
Picture this: the year is 2000. The Cold War has just ended. Y2K didn’t end the world. The country is not at war. (Yes, I know that’s hard to imagine. But it was true. We weren’t at war, once upon a time.) A new millennium is beginning, and the future looks downright hopeful.
So Disney makes a silly parade called Tapestry of Dreams (previously named Tapestry of Nations, but it was called “of Dreams” when I saw it), featuring a bunch of little kids saying their dreams for the future… in a whole bunch of languages. English, Spanish, German, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Arabic. They range from the silly (”I dream of riding on a dinosaur”) to the cute (”I dream of learning to play a musical instrument”) to the hyper-cheesy “I dream of a world where everyone is happy” and “I dream of a better world,” which are translated into every language spoken in the song.
And then, around the midway point, the narrators are talking, and they say this:
Dreams of the future, revealing the birth of a happier, healthier world–a world with no borders, a world with no fears.
Let me just repeat that.
A world with no borders.
A world with no borders.
In a mainstream, cheesy song that lots of kids and their families would be exposed to, and I’m pretty sure no one would complain about.
Imagine that now.
And remember that there was a time when that wasn’t radical. There was a time when saying “I dream of a world where everyone is happy” wasn’t radical, it was just a normal, cheesy thing.
I wish we could all aspire, today, to live up to the cheesy songs of 18 years ago.
Getting Wasted on Torpedo Fuel During World War II,
During World War I the United States Navy first instituted a rule decreeing that no alcoholic beverages were permitted on ship. This didn’t mean that drinking stopped entirely on US Naval vessels, crafty sailors still found ways to smuggle alcohol on board or produce their own. During World War II many sailors resorted to drinking the fuel from the Mark 14 torpedo. The Mark 14 was the standard torpedo used by the US Navy in early World War II which could be dropped from the air, used by surface ships, and used by submarines. To power the torpedo the Mark 14′s engine burned 180 proof (90%) ethyl alcohol. For those who don’t know, ethyl alcohol is the potable type of alcohol found in alcoholic beverages. Sailors would mix the torpedo fuel with juice, preferably pineapple juice but also whatever they could get their hands on. The drink was commonly known as “torpedo juice”.
In response to an outbreak of sailors boozing on torpedo fuel, the US Navy began denaturing the fuel, which means they would add a 5-10% mixture of methyl alcohol to the fuel. Whereas ethyl alcohol is potable, methyl alcohol is poisonous, causing blindness or death when consumed. Denaturing was a process created during the Prohibition Era to prevent people from drinking non-beverage sources of alcohol such as fuel, cleaners, and sterilizing agents. The idea is that if you mixed it with poison people would be smart enough not to drink it. In reality, people drank it anyway causing thousands of deaths.
To this day denaturing is still done and taken for granted without a thought despite many thousands of people being poisoned to death, not just desperate boozers looking for a cheap drink but accidental poisonings of children. Regardless, the Federal Government and most other governments have yet to change their policies on denaturing. I guess it’s worth it to keep people from getting drunk on rubbing alcohol. However, the US Navy did modify it’s policy regarding fuel alcohol. Like denaturing in the civilian world, denaturing of torpedo fuel only led to hundreds of deaths of sailors by methanol poisoning. Sailors would try various methods of filtering out the methyl alcohol, some as harebrained as running it through a loaf of bread. Most methods failed resulting in illness and death. Thus, the US Navy ceased denaturing of torpedo fuel but substituted methanol with croton oil, which is a potent laxative. The Navy figured that if they weren’t going to poison sailors who broke the rules by drinking torpedo fuel, they could at least give them a really bad case of the runs. Unlike methyl alcohol however, croton oil can be successfully removed from alcohol, in particular through distillation. All over the Navy sailors constructed crude stills to distill the alcohol from the croton oil.
So then the Navy found itself back to square one, with it’s hands full of unruly sailors drunk on torpedo fuel. The problem was mostly resolved however with the invention of the Mark 18 torpedo. The Mark 14 torpedo had several problems; it often failed to detonate or detonated too early, it would run too deep, it would run in circles, and of course sailors were getting smashed on it’s fuel. Thus in late 1943 the US Navy adopted the Mark 18 torpedo, which was much more reliable, more economical, and utilized an electric engine. Thus no need for alcohol fuel. At that point, much of the supply of underground booze in the US Navy dried up.
If you want to “relive” World War II history and make torpedo juice for yourself, it’s relatively simple. Just mix one part 190 proof grain alcohol such as Everclear (found at any liquor store) with three parts pineapple juice. Please don’t use methyl alcohol or denatured alcohol. Don’t eat Tide pods either you dumb shits.
Medical expenses? Car maintenance? Gas money? Childcare? Hygene supplies? Water, Natural gas bill, Dental, Cleaning supplies? Student Loans? If we’re talking a normal household and decent life, veterinary care and clothing? And if you get sick and can’t work ya two jobs?
They didn’t budget for FUCKING FOOD.
Okay, I’ve seen this going around for a while. Let’s break this down even further.
National minimum wage is $7.25. For the sake of argument, we’ll say this person is working in a location that uses that amount. Let’s also assume that both this person’s jobs pay minimum wage, because that’s usually the case in a multiple jobs situation.
To make $2060 a month on minimum, someone would have to work 284 hours. That is 71 hours per week. This budget suggests that a person should expect to work 10 hours a day, 7 days a week, without ever taking a break, to survive on a budget that includes no food, only about half the utility bills an average human has to pay, no allowances for child or pet expenses, no internet, a price for health insurance that no one would ever be able to pay ever, no allowances for any medical expenses that your shitty $20 insurance doesn’t cover, no household supplies, no gas or bus fare, and no heat for your home.
And they thought putting this shit out was going to make them look reasonable and wise.
Hey folks, another big recall just hit the states, for both refrigerated and frozen products. Read up, and be careful out there!
And if you need to stay updated, FoodSafety.gov has an RSS feed listed under Recalls & Alerts > Get Automatic Alerts.
Again, this is not normal and routine in other countries. De-regulating the food industry is killing people just to make rich people richer.
[Editor’s note: This article was originally published on October 26, 2018. For the most recent updates on food recalls, please visit FoodSafety.gov/recalls]
I keep trying to not worry about rising antisemitism. Antisemitism is nothing new and if we up and left every time someone made a Jew joke, we’d never be still. And since I don’t have the means to leave the country, I can’t spend my emotional spoons worrying myself sick. But I also know that a lot of people who have tried to convince themselves of the same thing ended up murdered, and every community today exists because someone knew when it was time to get out.
I just got an email from my synagogue updating the congregants about new security efforts. We’re a small synagogue. Friday night services usually get around 15 people. We’re out in the boonies. We’re not fancy or rich. We don’t even usually do Saturday services because we’re too small. But the board unanimously decided to have armed guards at every service and event. Someone had already sponsored 6 months’ armed security for our Hebrew school, in case someone wants to come in and murder our children in cold blood. They’re talking of steel doors and a safe room, and self-defense classes for congregants.
Do you non-Jews understand? Do you understand the heartbreak and anxiety that we feel because we KNOW that these are practical steps for a non-zero possibility that someone will want to vandalize us, or set us on fire, or murder us and our children for no reason other than that we are Jews? Do you understand that this is happening in 2018 and it never went away? That your silence is complicit? That every equivocating tweet about “Zionists” and a philosophy you don’t understand, every time you defend kicking Jews out of your so-called progressive movements, every time you tell Jews that they’re basically white and privileged so stop complaining, it is another bullet in the chamber?
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