clatterbane:

HOMOSEXUALITY: LEGITIMATE ALTERNATE DEATHSTYLE (1986)

Another gem from the guy who brought the 1988 RNC “MAGICAL MIKE: The REAL Story of Mike Dukakis”!

Who was Dick Hafer and why does he deserve two issues of Comics With Problems? The answer is he deserves more. Hafer is a favorite of the site. He’s dead, too. Anyway, here’s a panel:

Equiped with a style that could have played well in Mad or even Playboy, Hafer was the right-wing’s Jack Davis: a man who could, and did, lampoon any chosen target of what one could tent together as “Republican Interests”. Gays, Hippies, Abortion, Ted Kennedy, the National Education Association, all sorts of terrible demons. But for everything he hated, he sure seemed fixated on talking -at length- about the nasty stuff. What would a psychologist say?

We decided to jump right off with his most offensive work. But it’s great reading too, obsessed with sodomy, urine, masturbation, all the x-rated ideas. But be forewarned: These comics were not intended for you. No. In the world of pitching and catching, this is something intended for the other team. Reading these pages is like jumping into a bizarro world of bent pent-up pop-culture where the wrong is right, the shirt and haircut doesn’t match, and most of the food shopping is done in bulk through QVC. Full of religious radio, weekly gun rallies, dittoheads, the 700 club, casserole potlucks … There are tops and bottoms to this discussion, clearly, and this comic was intended for the humans over the homos. We can’t even type the title of what we’re about to present without laughing a bit. But that’s what Hafer fans lovingly refer to as “that ol’ dick magic”. Dick Hafer really was that sort of an asshole. Anyway…

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afloweroutofstone:

1988 was fucked up.

  • In the Democratic primary, Dukakis’ campaign leaked news that Joe Biden had stolen a speech from a British politician in the Labour Party, forcing him to drop out of the race (Dukakis fired the people who leaked it)
  • At the DNC, Ann Richards said Bush Sr. “was born with a silver foot in his mouth” and Ted Kennedy said that he was a “dead duck”
  • Bush won the Republican primary almost exclusively on his promise of “read my lips: no new taxes,” which we know now to have been a complete lie
  • Bush repeatedly called Dukakis a “card-carrying member of the ACLU,” stealing the phrase “card-carrying member of the Communist Party” from the McCarthy era
  • Bush repeatedly attacked Dukakis for his refusal to sign a bill requiring the Pledge of Allegiance be read in Massachusetts (the bill would have, as Dukakis later put it, threatened teachers with jail to do so)
  • To make himself seem more strong militarily, Dukakis did a photo op where he rode around in a tank with a giant helmet on and looked absolutely ridiculous. The Bush campaign took that footage and turned it into one of the most famous and devastating campaign ads in the history of American presidential elections (two of the other most famous ads were also from this election, we’ll get to them later)
  • When rumors circulated about Dukakis having a history of depression, President Reagan was asked about his unwillingness to release medical records, to which Reagan replied: “Look, I’m not going to pick on an invalid.“
  • That rumor was supposedly spread by a guy on Bush’s campaign named Lee Atwater, one of the architects of modern Republican campaigning. He also supposedly spread another rumor, that Dukakis’ wife had burned a flag at an anti-Vietnam War rally, something she was forced to hold a press conferance to deny.
  • The VP debate produced the most famous smackdown in American debate history
  • Donna Brazile (the current DNC chair), who was on Dukakis’ campaign at the time, leaked a rumor that Bush was sleeping with an assistant (Dukakis fired her for it)
  • Here’s where it gets really fucked up. Lee Atwater sneakily put out two more of the famous debate ads in America, famous specifically because of how low they go.
    • The “Revolving Door” ad discussed the prison furlough program in Massachusetts, alleging that Dukakis would be responsible for similar programs as president that’d set prisoners free to commit violent crimes against Americans. But not just any prisoners, and not just any Americans- after you watch the ad the first time, watch it again. Pay attention to the section from 0:12-0:17. There is only one man in that entire line of prisoners who shifts his glance up to give the camera a menacing scare. What features do you notice about that man that no other man in scene shares? See where this is going? That was intentional.
    • Here’s the big one. The infamous Willie Horton ad. The audience is introduced to Willie Horton, a scary-looking black man who we are told stabbed a little boy 19 times, then on a weekend pass, he kidnapped a couple, stabbed the man, and raped the woman. The ad ends by emphasizing that this is what Dukakis wants. When Roger Stone (the hardcore Republican mudslinger who most recently served as a Trump surrogate) saw this, he advised Atwater against putting it out. Atwater responded, “y’all pussy.” Atwater’s goal, in his words, was to make people “wonder whether Willie Horton is Dukakis’ running mate.” They mentioned him constantly, non-stop. They wanted the first thought to enter your head when you thought “Dukakis” to be a black rapist and murderer, threatening you and your white family. You want to know the kicker? “Willie” Horton’s name was William Horton. He had never, at any point, gone by the name Willie; his name was changed in the ad to make it sound stereotypically blacker and more dangerous
  • The cherry on this brutal campaign was during a debate. The first question of the night was directed towards Dukakis: “Governor, if [your wife] Kitty Dukakis were raped and murdered, would you favor an irrevocable death penalty for the killer?” The question itself was shocking and wildly unfair, but Dukakis’ response to it was a very calm, rational response. That cool-headedness in the face of just being asked about your wife being raped and murdered killed him, it made him look completely inhuman.

In the end, Dukakis won 111 electoral votes, and Bush won 426. It was one of the dirtiest elections we’ve ever had, and none of them have come close since until this year.

I was around and old enough to pay attention during that campaign, and the attacks were absolutely appalling at the time. Definitely outside the norm, with the Religious Right behind much of it. (Including pushing some ludicrous allegations.) The degree to which this happened was a relatively new thing, as they were gaining more political power.

Another pretty impressive part of that smear campaign (bolding added in the description):

“MAGICAL MIKE: The REAL Story of Mike Dukakis” (1988) by Dick Hafer

1988 comic book by Dick Hafer, endorsed by Jerry Falwell and Republican Party. Asserts to tell the ‘real story’ of Michael Dukakis, the 1988 Democratic nominee for president. Includes jabs at blacks, gays, women (including Dukakis’ wife) – also attacks the sick, the poor, foreigners, peacemakers, others, connecting Dukakis as the common link. Praised by Jerry Falwell, who urged his entire following to distribute the item. Also earned the support of the GOP, placing a copy of the comic under every seat at the 1988 Republican National Convention. Considered extremely influential in Dukakis’ loss to George H Bush. See news item directly below images for more information.

sinapintura:

piratical-princess:

I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini – those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT. 

But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…

Vittorio knows what the ladies like. 

I NEED to know what the darkheared guy did to appear in no less than 6 oilpaintings as the dullest thing ever inflicted on polite women. Have we found the original fedora? Is this The Nice Guy?

mostmodernist:

powerarmor:

about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister

in all seriousness I read this and thought “good thing capybaras aren’t real” before realizing that I was, in fact, thinking of chupacabras