SOLICITOR: *reads out loud* “And this being the last will and testament of Ethel Nubbins, to her loving granddaughter she leaves…..”
GRANDDAUGHTER: *thinks* not the ass brooch please please please not the ass brooch please gran not the ass brooch
SOLICITOR: “….her ass brooch.”
Day: December 16, 2018
No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you. That’s a letter written in 2018, talking about Brexit, and saying we should just walk out of the EU and that we’ll be ok if we do because we beat France in the Napoleonic wars.
I love how he looks a bit confused like “Wait what am I doing here, is this right?”
Me: I want to know languages
Person: then study
Me: no study. Only know.
Me, whenever the DuoLingo owl starts harassing me to do my practice
Put him in your coat!!
Just saw this abstract nativity set unironically posted on instagram by some craft lady
Ah yes, the traditional 7 buttplugs of xmas
And who could forget the three wise sphincters came with gifts
[lube, lube, and more lube]
Jolly Old Saint NichoFluff 🎅🏻
Urocyon's Jaunts 2.0 
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