Day: December 3, 2018

Tumblr will ban all adult content on December 17th

freedom-of-fanfic:

I made some semi-cryptic tags on one of my posts the other day because I’d gotten a passing hint that tumblr was going to change its policies towards something a little while back – which I put together with the sudden ongoing purge of way more than just CP and went ‘yeah, it’s probably a n sfw ban’. 

this got me a lot of asks, but I didn’t answer because I didn’t want to answer b/c the information about the policy change was potentially NDA-protected. but here it is: the official announcement.

Tumblr is banning N SFW content entirely – and no doubt fandom is about to migrate in response.

(asks I got about this under the cut.)

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Tumblr will ban all adult content on December 17th


http://clatterbane.tumblr.com/post/180758481133/audio_player_iframe/clatterbane/tumblr_mit8xn6VHu1qlb4w6?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fclatterbane%2F180758481133%2Ftumblr_mit8xn6VHu1qlb4w6

sovietsofficial:

letsgomindthestore:

sjaukes:

johnthedragon:

paulsentertainmentplatform:

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

I’m having a fucking stroke

*vaguely scottish noises*

when I whmp, well I nunna be,
wanna be who wakes to you.
when I gwmp, ay I nonna be, 
wanna be who go wih you.

if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be,
wanna be who geks to you.
if I heh, ay I nonna be, 
wanna be who’s into you.

but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun,
must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.

when I’m wock, yes I nonna be, 
nunna be who’s wock for you.
an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do,
I subley plin to you.

an’ I clankahoe I nunna be,
unna be who coal to you.
if I brokhe, well I nonna be,
unna be who’s cold with you.

but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun,
musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds

nahnahnah, dahdahdah,
nahnahnah, dahdahdah,
dladadadadadadadah
nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah
nahnahnah, dahdahdah, 

dladadadadadadadah
(hoh!)

when I’m luh’, well I nunna be, 
onna be who’s without you.
when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream,
unna drink a pint with you.

AAH KWENG! well I nonna be,
‘nna be new good with you.
an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be, 
‘nna be who cob with you,
gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.

but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem
yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood

dahdahdah, dahdahdah,
nahnahnah, dahdahdah,
dladadadadadadadah (ayy)

dlahdahdah, dahdahdah,
dahnahnah, nahnahnah,
dladadadadadadadah

dahdahdah, dahdahdah,
dahdahdah, dahnahnah,
dladadadadadadadah (eh)

nahnahnah, dahdahdah,
nahnahnah, dahdahdah,
dladadadadadadadah

an’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den,
justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–

EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT

geekandmisandry:

buh-no:

spoonmeb:

lazycatcorner:

butnotinthisone:

kittydesade:

needstosortoutpriorities:

ruskiizek:

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength 

THE GUY AT THE END

Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.

Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down. 

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

 “Ballet is a really hard dance to master.”

Slavic dancing: “Hold my beer.”

My thighs are burning just watching.

this video just laughed at me for being out of shape.

I had a friend growing up that was from Slovakia or Ukraine, I don’t remember which. I knew him from kindergarten to 2nd grade. And since there wasn’t a large enough slavic community for this kind of dancing, he did competitive ballet. He would constantly complain that it wasn’t hard enough. Guys, its competitive ballet, one of the hardest sports you can be in as a young person. Those C-jumps the guys were doing? In american ballet or dance you usually only get your chest to where you head was. They have their bellybutton or hips where their head was. That’s fucking nuts with out running or a pre jump. This kind of dancing was constantly going on at their house. I would like to point out that’s insane. His mom and dad dance almost every day. Not as high since age. But still.

I’m sorry but this is unrealistic human animation, these people are just Bethesda glitches.