Seriously, if you think poor, white, rural folk had the money to fly and drive to Charlottesville, pay for lodging and food and all other expenses to attend a Nazi rally, i donât know what to tell you
These folk are probably professionals in cushy positions, business owners or public employees.
After a year of developing prototypes,
artist Jon Almeda successfully created
a teeny, tiny pottery wheel that allows
him to spin clay into quaint little pots.
Almeda makes vases, bowls, decor, and even tea kettles that are small enough to sit atop a piece of Scotch tape.
These pieces are sturdy enough to undergo standard glazing and firing, then transform into fully embellished ceramics.
Listen again, none offensive, BUT did you see the kind of people who were at the Nazi marches? More than 50% of them were probably in their 20s-30s. Almost half of the American political discourse consists of baby boomers vs millennial as and itâs fucking hilarious because those were your millennial peers that were at that march. Almost every statistic shows that white millennial havenât gotten any more racially sensitive or tolerant, this idea that they have and itâs old men who will literally keep over and die any second are the ones leading these fascist marches and not 30 year olds who are literally some think tank publishers, parts of the media class or tech giants lol
PLEASE STOP TRYING TO VIEW YOUTH AS SYNONYMOUS TO RADICAL ACTION OR LEFT WING POLITICSâźď¸âźď¸âźď¸
So Iâve been thinking for a while about the Discworld books, and how they can be divided up into three rough thematic phases; not based around the focal characters, but rather what the story is about.
The first wave, which begins with The Colour of Magic and I would say ends with Guards, Guards! or Faust Eric. These books are parodies of existing fantasy, and thematically spend a lot of time exploring the conventions of these stories, both mocking them and codifying them as fact for the Disc. We get a lot of witches and Rincewind books here.
Having set up the status quo, the stage is then set for the second wave to enter, starting with Moving Pictures. This is when Pratchett starts to branch out in terms out his parodies, and moves from fantasy parodies to other areas of society and culture, from the movies in Moving Pictures to shopping centres in that weird Reaper Man subplot, to guns in Men at Arms. Notably, all of these are based around external forces disrupting the status quo, and having to be set right. My favourite example of this is probably Jingo, where the external force disappears by itself when the island sinks back into the sea. Hogfather, Carpe Jugulum and Thief of Time all fit into this wave, which has kind of a fuzzy boundary with the third wave.Â
Fantasy has always, as an overall genre, had a problem with the idea of growth and change. The idea of âSetting right what went wrongâ and protecting the existing status quo has always been a major element in a lot of fantasy stories. âRestoring the true kingâ is a popular one which is lampooned by the character of Captain Carrot, but Discworld itself has, up to around 1996, had a problem with this itself (notably, the point of the Carrot subplot in Men at Arms is that he is the true king but delibrately chooses not to reveal himself in order to defend the status quo) Its plots, while often having some changes for individual characters, rarely allowed the setting itself to change, and the change that occurs is put right by the end.
The first book to sort of challenge this is probably the fantastic Feet of Clay, one of my favourites, where the role of the Golems is examined and by the end, the concept of a Golem owning itself is introduced. This is a major change for golems in the setting, but it isnât really played with much here. The two books that really kick off the third wave come, fittingly, at the turn of the Millenium; 1999â˛s The Fifth Elephant, which examines dwarf politics, and the 25th Discworld novel, 2000â˛s The Truth, which is the first time we really see a persistant technological change in the setting. The newspaper set up by de Worde is a major factor in all the later books, and notably it is the protagonist of The Truth that is trying to disrupt the status quo with the creation of the newspaper. It isnât films or rock music, which are eldritch abominations that must be stopped, but an organic and important change in the setting. This is the main theme of the third wave: the Disc is changed and shaped in lasting ways by the actions of the main characters, particularly on the wider social level. Cherry Littlebottom helps to change dwarf gender norms, goblins and orcs are introduced to society at large (admittedly in rather easy ways), and the biggest change of all is the introduction of everyoneâs favourite conman, Moist Von Lipwig, who progressively creates or helps create the postal system, paper currency, and the first train network. In the Tiffany Aching books, we see both changes in the social structure that were made far earlier and then ignored (the female wizard Eskarina Smith in I shall Wear Midnight), and a double whammy in the death of Granny Weatherwax and appointment of Gregory as the new witch for her old area in The Shepardâs Crown. In the three waves, we go from stasis, to active defence of the status quo, to challenging and changing it.
Obviously this isnât a perfect model. While I think the switch between waves one and two is fairly clear, as I noted above waves two and three are far more fuzzy in their boundary. Most notably, while I said that The Truth was the first major wave three book, between it and Monstrous Regiment and Going Postal, we have the second waveâs last hurrah; Nightwatch.Â
Nightwatch is entirely build around the idea that nothing changes. Carcerâs actions threaten to change history, and Vimes has to put it back, while on the other side of the thematic coin, the revolution that the past characters, including young Vimes, are fighting for explicitly just results in more of the same, putting Mad Lord Snapchase in charge.
Except thatâŚeven here, we know that this is not true. Vetinari is in charge of Ankh Morpork in the modern day. Vimes has risen through the ranks to become the commander of the watch and a lord himself, a far cry from his humble, improvished beginnings.
The world will change, and sometimes those changes must be fought, but often we need to fight for those changes ourselves.
also: the films and rock music and shopping malls are all actual, literal eldritch abominations in addition to being figurative ones
I was going to bring that up, (and we can add the elves, Granny Weatherwaxâs sister and the Auditors to this as well), but thereâs the subversion in Hogfather where the mundane (Mr Teatime) kills the eldritch being (the Hogfather) and explicitely becomes a monster while doing so? Like, thereâs a whole other theme of âThe Otherâ in Discworld that evolves as well that would be cool to write about. Look at how the Summoning Dark, Iron Girder and Nightshade are treated in the final Discworld books compared to the earlier examples. But yeah, good point.
Digression on The Summoning Dark: this was a really weird one for me.
Itâs an entirely valid and very Pratchett concept – it examines a standard genre tropeâŚ
(the violent-angry-justice urge in the hardboiled detective type that drives him toward vengeance and vigilantism, that is useful in as much as it drives him forward and protects him from his foes, but dangerous in as much as it provides a âweâre not so differentâ lever for villains. Itâs also why this type has to cling so hard to his code, to force himself to follow the rules, because thatâs what saves him from being lost to this dark side.)
âŚby making it a literally-existing supernatural thing, then taking that seriously and exploring its consequences. In that way, itâs just like the thin girl inside Agnes, the Auditors, or Narrative Causality itself.
But itâs weird in the case of Vimes, because (character-wise, at least, it starts giving him supernatural powers in Snuff) it doesnât actually change anything.
Because Vimes already was a parody-turned-reconstruction of a hardboiled detective type, he already had a standard, non-supernatural version of the same exact thing, that in earlier books I think he referred to as âthe Beastâ.
Polish Artist Dawid Planeta Illustrates His Fight Against Depression In Mysterious Dark Paintings
Me: hello Iâve called about an error on my billing
Help desk: sure, how can we help?
Me: yeah it looks here like Iâm still paying for ânebulous, draining situational depression, running in the background like low-key malware,â
Help desk: yes I see the payments here
Me: itâs the one where youâre really fine, but somebody else somewhere in the house is just crying softly? Just. Constantly crying quietly
Help desk: yeah haha
Me: now Iâm pretty sure I actually signed on for a different package?
Help desk: go on?
Me: I distinctly remember upgrading to the one⌠I forget what itâs called exactly. Itâs the one where you go through a foggy forest , and thereâs these giant animals. It looks fuckin awesome. They have luminous white eyes?
Help desk: right right (type type)
Me: theyâre kind of remote and menacing, but also soothing
Help desk: yeah I got you. The Forest Journey with Epic Manifestations of Greater Spirits Lurking in the Glades of the Mind?
Me: yes, thatâs it
Help desk: yes sorry our mistake. We made a note, but somehow forgot to upgrade you.
Me: okay, is that something you can do for me?
Help desk: yes, we can upgrade you now. Can I help you with anything else?
Me: yes, now i just have a question. Do I have to fight the animals?
Help desk: haha thatâs a common question. No, the journey IS the fight. You encounter the animals, and they loom.
Me: oh, they LOOM. Gotcha. I thought I had to fight them.
Help desk: nope. Anything else I can do for you today?
Me: no, no, thank you!
(End call)
Me: (quietly into silence) Iâm kinda hoping to befriend them actually
Seriously.
4 years ago, Iâm cashiering at a whacky mart on a register that holds
all the smokes and alcohol. Itâs 10pm and these two young men (early
20s) come up to the counter. They have three random novelty items (I
donât remember they were), but it was strange and unusual to get odd
items this late at night. Maybe it was for some fraternity, I donât
know. Itâs a college town so I get weird stuff from frats a lot. I scan
the items and tell them their total is $22.xx.
Grinning at each other, they reach into their jackets and slam down
two gallon zip-lock bags, full of only pennies. I stare them in the eye,
but they didnât even look back at me. Everyone else in line groan and
went to other registers. These two kids knew what they were doing, but
they didnât know what they were in for because I prepared for this; I
knew this was going to inevitably happen. I grinned with them, because I
was gonna get paid during this. These pranksters are here for
recreation. This convo occurs between Me, Ringleader (the other guy was
silent and awkward), and a friendly coworker of mine.
Me: Is this $22.xx?
Ringleader: âŚ
Me: Did you count it?
Ringleader: Nope.
Me: Are you going to?
Ringleader: Nope.
Me: Is it at least $22.xx?
Ringleader: Donât know.
Me: Nice.
Coworker: Hey! You guys can use the self checkout. It can take all of your coins at once.
Me: Oh, donât worry about it Coworâ
Ringleader: Nope, donât trust them lady. Â (Partner laughs)
Coworker: What? Why!?
Ringleader: Doesnât count all your change right.
Coworker: Iâve used them before. It really works!
Me: (to Coworker) I got this.
I unpacked the ziplocks and threw all the pennies on the counter. It
was a beautiful, massive shitstorm of a mess. And I digged in it. I was
Frank in a dumpster in âItâs Always Sunnyâ. The two, still averting my
gaze, start chuckling as if they were taking away my dignity. They
whisper to each other âDude oh my God,â âDude yeah,â âDude, hilarious.â
I counted each penny, one by one. My coworker comes up to me.
Coworker: Guess Iâll help you count this.
Me: Donât worry about it.
(She looks at me confused. Then she puts on her âget down to busyâ look.)
Coworker: I got your back.
Me: OhâŚok.
We worked up a system where we counted ten, put them in a pile, then
with ten stacks of ten pennies we separated them, making $1 piles. We
made progress slowly but surely. Some customers came to the line, but we
advised them to get to another line. Some of them looked at us
confused, but when they saw the counter full of pennies they understood.
Some decided to wait, but when they realized it wasnât going to take
just a few minutes they took their leave. Another register in the liquor
department opened so it wasnât too bad for other customers. We get to
about $12 (about 10min in) until I âknockedâ over the piles.
Coworker: Neontonsil!
Me: Oops. Sorry.
(Coworker looks at my grin. I give her a wink and tilt my head, motioning her to leave)
Coworker: You know what, I think I better let you do this.
Me: Ha, alright.
(Coworker leaves. I look at the two guys. They are absolutely stunned at the fallen piles of pennies.)
Me: (To Ringleader) Yeah, Iâm going to have to count all of this again.
Ringleader: âŚ.Ok.
I started from zero. I count slower then ever, and made my way back
up. The duo is entirely silent. I get to about $7, when suddenly I say:
Me: Drats. I lost count. I better start all over again.
Ringleader: Really?
Me: Oh yeah man.
Ringleader: Why!?
Me: I lost count, sir. I could be in trouble if my register doesnât
have the right amount of cash, and I donât want to rip you off.
Ringleader: âŚ
Itâs about an hour later. My manager walks past, looks at me. I smile
at him, and he looks at the counter. He walks away without a word. I
eventually count all the change and surprisingly they had only $18!
Me: Hmm, I think that this is $18.
(The duo has been dead silent. They look done for the night.)
Me: Iâll recount it.
I fucking recounted it.
Me: I think this is actually $19.xx.
(Without a word, the Ringleader whips out a $5)
Me: Seriously? You had cash?
Ringleader: Needed to get rid of my change.
Me. No problem. Iâll just recount this again. I want to make
perfectly sure that this is $19, since I counted $18 the first time.
Ringleader: Are you kidding me?
(I shake my head no, completely serious)
He takes out a $20 bill straight out of his pocket and throws it at
me. My coworker gives the biggest WHAT THE FUCK face. Internally, I die
as well, because they were smart enough to have a backup plan. And the
fact that he was touching his cash in his pocket the entire time kinda
messed with me. I take the cash, do the transaction, give him his
change, thanked him and wished him a good night. The two start to put
their pennies back in the ziplock bags and I didnât help them at all. I
watched them just as how they watched me. Lots of pennies dropped to the
floor, but they didnât care to pick them up. It looked like their souls
were sucked out of them. It was past midnight and I clocked out way
past when I was supposed to. A lot of my coworkers gave me a thumbs up
or told me good night. Even my manager told me âgood job,â the only two
words he ever said to me. Went to bed at the dorms after such a great
petty penny night and crashed. Strange to say, but Iâd love to count
pennies again.
TL;DR I recounted 1900 pennies like 5 times. Was it 5 times? I better count again.
This seems like a version of the Biblical âcarry a soldiers pack an *extra* distanceâ thing. And a lovely version it is.
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