just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract
I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”
The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”
It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking
THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way
Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.
A kangaroo standing straight up is so deeply unsettling. It’s like you’re a furry who wished for anthropomorphic animals to be real and then it happened and you’re like NO DO NOT LIKE.
Kangaroos are dumb cause females only breed with the ones with the most muscles/testosterone so the entire species is roid raging itself to extinction
chad race
I feel like this kangaroo could beat the heck out of me and take my lunch money. 😭
this straight up looks like a tiny man in a suit and I DON’T WANT IT
this straight up looks like a tiny man in a suit and i don’t want it
The reason fujoshi Discourse pisses me off is because… I studied the lesbian sex wars.
Radical feminists these days absolutely love butches, because they see butches as the last bastion of Twoo Lesbianism against the twin approaching cancers of The Trans and The Bis.
But back in the 80s?
Butches and femmes were “aping heterosexuality.” At worst, they held to patriarchal values and took sick pride in it because all they cared about was sex; at best, they were damaged lesbians imprinted on and scarred by heterosexism, unable to fully free themselves from sexual and relationship roles grounded in masculinity and femininity, both of which were nothing more than toxic tools of social control.
Maybe it’s just that I’m old (though I was a wee bean in the 80s), but… why is it so weird to you that when I see young trans men going “a comic about an uke is a personal affront to me,” all I can think is “here we go again” and “don’t you realize the people who came up with anti-role bs are the same people who’d hate you on principle for taking t?”
everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life
I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.
I think the best part about this is that there was an actual academic study done to find out what music dogs preferred, they set it up by kenneling dogs and figuring out which kind of music caused them to be more relaxed in the situation, and they found out that most dogs prefer soft rock and reggae.
He probably really digs it.
lookit the little head bob, pupper is definitely jammin
NPR is talking about how “cops should be able to take people in if they show mental health problems.”
People are actively suggesting we criminalize mental illness. This is where your bullshit narrative of painting this as a mental health problem gets us.
Cops kill people with mental illness. So yay, thanks for that target on our backs.
This attitude ruins lives.
I have a tic disorder that causes me to move or vocalize in a way that makes me look Very Crazy and when my disability gets bad I literally cannot be in public without an escort because Concerned People can and will behave violently towards me. I have been locked up because people were ~concerned~ before.
And yeah… getting assaulted or killed by a cop is a very real worry of mine.
So fuck this noise and fuck the people commenting on this thread talking about how we’re not talking about ~actually~ criminalizing madness because, buddy, I already live that life. The only difference between a locked ward and a prison is that a nurse gets paid more than a prison guard.
I got detained for “weird behavior” once. Pulling bark off a tree on public property because it relaxes me when I’m stressed. These two cops pulled up and nearly drew their guns to shoot me because I reflexively reached for my phone to record them. They took my ID to check me for criminal history and asked me a bunch of questions about if I was gonna hurt myself or others. Then they gave me my ID back and told me I wasn’t technically doing anything illegal but I was making people uncomfortable.
I almost fucking died when I wasn’t even breaking the law because people are TERRIFIED of the mentally ill. Now whenever I’m in public and a stranger asks me if I’m okay I have a goddamn panic attack because I’m afraid they’ll call the cops on me again and maybe this time they actually will kill me.
when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.
now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy
i love cats!!!
im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all
Honestly, if you think cats are evil and don’t love their people, you probably don’t belong here.
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